critical role enjoyer

[securelyinsecure]

Excuse me while I go cry…😍😭

[shitpostinguniverse]

[mpregeminem]

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess

[mpregeminem]

i have brown eyes. you know, like jesus of nazareth?

[rylandsgrace]

Thank you (x)

[gluzzo]

All right, you’re the boss.

BONUS:

[criticalsorcery]

Brennan gets a HDYWTDT

[suntreekid]

Shout out to some of the most amazing visuals ever, the animation in the last few episodes was fucking insane

[allamericansbitch]

At the time [of the original release of Red] I was, honestly, really sad because I had actually gone through the stuff that I had sung about. But this time I’ve got like sunglasses on and a mojito and it’s just chill this time. It’s really nice to be able to put this album out and not be taking breaks in between interviews to cry, I’m telling you it’s much better this way. 

[moghedien]

I do think its funny how many non-CR fans of tlovm just assume that Vex is the leader of Vox Machina because VM doesn't have a leader but also they're correct its Vex

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[szethsmom]

You know when Caduceus said “someday, someone will pray for a miracle, and that prayer will be answered because you are there?” Miracles are generally expected to be big and flashy, but somewhere in that hellish battlefield of 140 was a half-orc who stood against the twisted, raging, ascended body of his old friend and did nothing but quietly work to keep his remaining friends alive. Both clerics would almost certainly have died without him, as would Veth and probably several others.

How fitting for the orphan who filed his teeth down; for the terrified, unwitting cult member who put on his hero’s face before realizing that he could do more good as himself; for the man who played chicken alone with a demigod while his friends slept a few feet away; for the one who filled the role of “charmer” because he thought he had to, even though he was never comfortable doing it; for the one who spent half the campaign confiding exclusively in a single person, before he was forcibly stripped of his powers, all his vulnerability put on display. How fitting that Fjord was the quietest miracle of all, yet somehow the miracle without which none of the others could ever have happened?

[otterlyart]

You got Scan-laned!

[sthuntress]

“She matters more than she can ever know. The fate of all in this world depends on her.”

[shalizeh7]

Somehow still drawing Percy and Vex XD

Please don’t repost the pictures without my permission.

[terribletinkereroftaldorei]

The creation of the pepperbox begins five years ago…

[stardustedknuckles]

Giggling at the idea of a Fearne/Dorian/Orym/Imogen polycule for real though simply because Dorian being in deep shit with Imogen after the ring would be extremely funny. Imogen's just ignoring Dorian and Orym tugs on her sleeve like how do we fix this? And she's like I'm fine tbh, I'm gonna let him dangle for like five minutes.

And Orym is just like are you sure.

And they turn and he's blubbering into Fearne's fur about how Imogen hates him and she's petting him gently and looking over Imogen and Orym like 🤨🔪 and Imogen just. Oh right she loves us and she would kill literally anyone who made one of us cry, including us. Excuse me a moment.

[beauregard]

everyone say thank you titmouse