tw :’)

tw i look at thinspo and share ed related memes sw: 199 cw: 141 gw1:140 gw2:120 ugw:100

[rosesnstarlight]

me 5 years ago: omg there’s no way i could eVeR have an eating disorder, i love food WAY too much to ever starve myself lmao!!

me now:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tea-and-coffex]

friend: why are you hands so cold???

friend 2: why are you always tired??

friend 3: why are you always blacking out?

me:

[quicksandrecipes]

Based off a recipe @eyelashetc made,

17 Calorie Vegan Noodles!

1 Package Shirataki noodles (0 Calories, 200g)

2 Tbsp Carrots (3 Calories)

2 Tbsp Green Onion (4 Calories)

1 Tbsp Soy Sauce (10 Calories)

1 Tsp Rice Wine Vinegar (0 Calories)

Garlic Powder to taste (0 Calories)

Directions

Chop up your vegetables, I chopped up a little at a time and put them in my tablespoons to check how much I needed.

Prepare the noodles, follow the directions on the package. Usually it’s rinsing the noodles well, submurging the noodles in cold water, and boiling them for two minutes.

Heat up a pan (I used a bit of Pam to make sure the noodles didn’t stick)

Add the noodles, vegetables, soy sauce, and vinegar to the pan, and stir for about 10-15 minutes to dry out the noodles and make it a little more like a stir fry.

Add a dash of garlic powder if you want to, and you’re done!

And of course you can mix it up however you want, the noodle base is only 10 calories!

This is vegan, gluten free, fat free, low carb, and cholesterol free!

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[sadnstoneddude]

i’m 7 lbs from my first goal weight :)

[sadnstoneddude]

does anyone else get a more intense high when they’re restricting?

i smoked a blunt and i haven’t eaten in 4 days and it feels more intense than usual

[skinneyuckybitch]

someone: have you eaten today

me, in the corner with my 53rd cup of green tea, knowing full well i’ve been fasting for so long all time has blended together and my body has started turning to dark matter as energy

me: uhhhhhhhhh

[itsbeenruff-deactivated20210901]

i got a coca cola zero at the gas station and

[findithardtoeat]

[sadnstoneddude]

sorry i’ve been gone for so long, i thought i was happy, and i lost a lot of weight healthily,, but now that i’ve broken up with my ex i’m back :))

[1000calories]

Me telling myself I’ll just exercise off all 3983 kcal I just ate

[sadnstoneddude]

hi i’m finally back, i’ll try to post more :))

[zeroc4l0ries]

Me eating

[kats-dying]

Reblog if you’re determined to lose 15-20lbs by Halloween.

[bonesunderme]

[skinnyistheclassicalbeauty]

🐢<——— this is a magic turtle, reblog to lose 5lb overnight.🐢