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moodofapollo

ah, that’f nife… but i get really worried, uh… when other people have fharp thingf near me…

but, you’re really nife for offering…

>Hold your hands out, pressing the palms together and then opening them, cupping a handful of colorful paper stars.

why don’t you take thefe…?

>Distract the child.

safaritrolls

did yo<u just do< magic who<a that's so< co<o<l o<h my go<d i can have tho<se thank yo<u thank yo<u!

>And just like that you forgot what it was you wanted to do, but who cares right? You take the paper stars and look at them all with big eyes

these are the co<o<lest things ever yo<u're the best nice lady!

#ic #gezele #avynda #alphabetoffantrolls

I finally ripped every knot out of my hair and my eyes are stuck how they were when i was doing it

#ooc #me #my face #it still hurts

moodofapollo

um… thank you, but… no thank you… i ufually juft do it myfelf…

safaritrolls

please let me do< it let me do< it i like playing with scisso<rs!

>Proceed to jitter like a phone left on vibrate on someone's desk, looking up at the redblood with big eyes

#ic #gezele #avynda #alphabetoffantrolls

moodofapollo

i might need to cut my hair foon…

safaritrolls

i can cut yo<ur hair i'm really really go<o<d at cutting things!

#ic #gezele #avynda #alphabetoffantrolls

ok well

that sure happened

#ooc #bless AAA #ice is a demon

labyrinthheaven

I LOVE UNICORN TROLLS

how many are there

safaritrolls

#ooc #cerosa stuff #i have one ovo/

So my aunt got me these pokemon cards right? And she swears she got them at a legit store, but she doesnt remember where. You can bet I was excited to get some new cards, but when I opened the packages

I

Can't

Stop laughing.

ALL OF them have crazy HP in the thousands, and thats not the best part

the best part is some of the descriptions, I'd take pictures but the text is too small, so I'll quote them instead.

My Octillery reads:

"It has tendency to want to be in holse.It prefers rock crage or potes and sprays ink from them before attacking."

Glalie: "It prawvent prey from escaping by instaneously freezing moisture in the air."

Drifloon: "When tixie flew.people gained TherePokemon are called the "signpost for wandering Spiritsa" Children holding them sometimes."

I haven't made a single typo, this is word for word what these blatent fakes say, and it's hilarious. There's so many more but I think my favorite has to be the Azelf;

"Whan Azealf flew,pepaolo gainged the detern na tion to ba thigs it WAS THE BIRTH OF wILLPOWER."

the caps, i cant get over the caps.

The two decks are called Black&White: Secret Treasures, and I don't know anything about this except that it looks like someone took legit cards and did awful edits on them, but I'm not sure how they ended up in a legit store (if they did)

#ooc #lol #pokemon cards #christmas #it was quite the adventure and im keeping them forever