Summary of The Long Walk by Stephen King:
mom: darling pls no dont to this i dont wanna lose you
garraty: shut the fuck up mom got no time for u bye
garraty: wait where the fuck am i
mcvries: hey im a suicidal guy and im also secretely gay wanna hang out
garraty: sure
olson: im gonna win this shit
olson: btw did you guys know that some years ago there was a dude at the beginning of the walk who ended up in catatonia and then got shot idk i thought that was interesting
olson: wont happen to me though bc im better than all of you
garraty: wow no one asked you fucking psychopath
baker: peace and love everyone xoxo
the major: LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS
the major: im not even sorry for your shitty lifes lol have fun walking yourselves to death and may the odds be evah in your favor bye
the major:
the major: lets get this party stARTING MOTHERFUCKERS bye
barkovitch: hey bitches i have a plan
olson: no1 cares
barkovitch: just you try and fucking stop me you lil bitch you dont mess with gary barkovitch u fucker omg
stebbins: JELLY SANDWICHES IS DA SHIT
everyone: *starts walking*
garraty: omfg am i going to die now i didnt sign up for this wait actually i did what have i done
garraty: well if this is how im going to die im gonna fucking work it
garraty: *kisses random girl*
garraty: ey sexy lady OPPA GANGNAM STYLE goodbye
mcvries: dude its not only been one day and you've already cheated on your girlfriend garraty pls look at your life look at your choices
garraty: how did u know i have a girlfriend
mcvries: i slept with her yesterday
garraty: WH aT
mcvries: lol jk i dont even have a girlfriend anymore she threw me out of her own house idk but that doesnt mean that im not 100% gay for u
barkovitch: HEL P IM DYING
barkovitch: lol jk its just a rock in my shoe just as planned im such an good actor why didnt mom let me play on the broadway
barkovitch: *gross sobbing*
random dude: hey kids wanna buy some drugs *cough* i mean water melons
garraty: WATER MELONS
mcvries: WATER MELONS
barkovitch: WATER MELONS
stebbins: *creepy whisper* JeLLy sandwiches...,,,..
harkness: BOOKS
harkness: i like books
harkness: books are SEXY
harkness: hey guys can i have your names and numbers so i can write it in my death note *cough* i mean book c'mon you're mah bros
garraty: lol no
garraty: i mean sure follow ur dreams lil buddy but u will die soon sorry not sorry
harkness: why doesnt anyone listen to me those fuckers doesnt even appreciate literature omfg im so done with everything
everyone: TITS TITS TITS SEX SEX SEX
barkovitch: i hate everyone
rank: *dies*
barkovitch: talk shit get hit
mcvries: KILLER
mcvries: MURDER
mcvries: i hate u
mcvries: we hate u
mcvries:
mcvries: btw garraty would you let me jerk you off
mcvries: garraty
mcvries: garraty pls
mcvries: GARRATY
mcvries: teenage dreams they way you turn me on
garraty: stfu im trying to sleep stop singing katy perry for gods sake
garraty: she isnt even alive anymore this is like the 2070-century duh idek she's not even mainstream
stebbins: YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. KATY PERRY MIGHT NOT BE MAINSTREAM ANYMORE BUT THAT IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I LISTEN TO HER MUSIC. NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO HER. ONLY ME. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. ME. SPECIAL. UNIQUE. JELLY SANDWICHES. PURPLE JEANS. NOT MAINSTREAM.
garraty: did u say something
stebbins: no
baker: it's a beautiful day isnt it with all these birds singing idk everything is so peaceful
garraty: baker are u okay
baker: SHUT THE FUCK UP MY FEET HURT
baker: sorry i didnt intend to scream i am a nice guy i promise
olson: *dies*
barkovitch: I WILL DANCE ON HIS GRAVE
harkness: *dies*
parker: i am surronded by idiots
scramm: what the fuck am i doing here
scramm: oh right i left my wife to go on a suicide mission lol so funny also she is pregnant pls have sympathy for me
barkovitch: i am lonely
barkovitch: i need friends
barkovitch: sorry if i've been acting like a bully lately i just like to dance on graves idk it's nothing personal pls dont be mad at me
garraty: it's too late to change your fate now asshole
barkovitch: *dies*
scramm: *dies*
~ some few days later ~
garraty: who am i
garraty: what am i
garraty: what is the meaning of life
mcvries: the meaning of life is to have sex
mcvries: with me
garraty: wait what the fu---
stebbins: hi garraty
stebbins: hi
stebbins: i like rabbits and incest
stebbins: have you ever thought about having sex with your own mother
stebbins: i still have some jelly sandwiches in my back pack want some
stebbins: oh i forgot they are poisoned dont take it personal
stebbins: CLASSIC LITERATURE
stebbins: rabbits
stebbins: ALICE IN WONDERLAND
stebbins: rabbitS
stebbins: i am the major's son
stebbins: i am a rabbit
stebbins: i like rabbits
stebbins: i dont have any friends
stebbins: i only like rabbits
garraty: *mental breakdown*
baker: *nosebleed*
baker: see y'all in yaoi heaven bye bitches
baker: *dies*
garraty: *emo crying*
mcvries: *dies*
garraty: my life is over oh well it's time to say goodbye to stebbins and thank him for everything he has learned me about rabbits and hipsters
stebbins: *dies*
garraty: what the fuck is going on
the major: CONGRATULATIONS RAY GARRATY YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE LONG WALK DO YOU NEED SOMETHING COOKIES ICE CREAM A NEW HOUSE
garraty: i
garraty: *psychotic rabbit noise*
garraty: *runs away*
