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Nostmaers turned 4 today!
And once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, in fact, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.
Haruki Murakami
When you see a picture of yourself
Summary of The Long Walk by Stephen King:
mom: darling pls no dont to this i dont wanna lose you
garraty: shut the fuck up mom got no time for u bye
garraty: wait where the fuck am i
mcvries: hey im a suicidal guy and im also secretely gay wanna hang out
garraty: sure
olson: im gonna win this shit
olson: btw did you guys know that some years ago there was a dude at the beginning of the walk who ended up in catatonia and then got shot idk i thought that was interesting
olson: wont happen to me though bc im better than all of you
garraty: wow no one asked you fucking psychopath
baker: peace and love everyone xoxo
the major: LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS
the major: im not even sorry for your shitty lifes lol have fun walking yourselves to death and may the odds be evah in your favor bye
the major:
the major: lets get this party stARTING MOTHERFUCKERS bye
barkovitch: hey bitches i have a plan
olson: no1 cares
barkovitch: just you try and fucking stop me you lil bitch you dont mess with gary barkovitch u fucker omg
stebbins: JELLY SANDWICHES IS DA SHIT
everyone: *starts walking*
garraty: omfg am i going to die now i didnt sign up for this wait actually i did what have i done
garraty: well if this is how im going to die im gonna fucking work it
garraty: *kisses random girl*
garraty: ey sexy lady OPPA GANGNAM STYLE goodbye
mcvries: dude its not only been one day and you've already cheated on your girlfriend garraty pls look at your life look at your choices
garraty: how did u know i have a girlfriend
mcvries: i slept with her yesterday
garraty: WH aT
mcvries: lol jk i dont even have a girlfriend anymore she threw me out of her own house idk but that doesnt mean that im not 100% gay for u
barkovitch: HEL P IM DYING
barkovitch: lol jk its just a rock in my shoe just as planned im such an good actor why didnt mom let me play on the broadway
barkovitch: *gross sobbing*
random dude: hey kids wanna buy some drugs *cough* i mean water melons
garraty: WATER MELONS
mcvries: WATER MELONS
barkovitch: WATER MELONS
stebbins: *creepy whisper* JeLLy sandwiches...,,,..
harkness: BOOKS
harkness: i like books
harkness: books are SEXY
harkness: hey guys can i have your names and numbers so i can write it in my death note *cough* i mean book c'mon you're mah bros
garraty: lol no
garraty: i mean sure follow ur dreams lil buddy but u will die soon sorry not sorry
harkness: why doesnt anyone listen to me those fuckers doesnt even appreciate literature omfg im so done with everything
everyone: TITS TITS TITS SEX SEX SEX
barkovitch: i hate everyone
rank: *dies*
barkovitch: talk shit get hit
mcvries: KILLER
mcvries: MURDER
mcvries: i hate u
mcvries: we hate u
mcvries:
mcvries: btw garraty would you let me jerk you off
mcvries: garraty
mcvries: garraty pls
mcvries: GARRATY
mcvries: teenage dreams they way you turn me on
garraty: stfu im trying to sleep stop singing katy perry for gods sake
garraty: she isnt even alive anymore this is like the 2070-century duh idek she's not even mainstream
stebbins: YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. KATY PERRY MIGHT NOT BE MAINSTREAM ANYMORE BUT THAT IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I LISTEN TO HER MUSIC. NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO HER. ONLY ME. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. ME. SPECIAL. UNIQUE. JELLY SANDWICHES. PURPLE JEANS. NOT MAINSTREAM.
garraty: did u say something
stebbins: no
baker: it's a beautiful day isnt it with all these birds singing idk everything is so peaceful
garraty: baker are u okay
baker: SHUT THE FUCK UP MY FEET HURT
baker: sorry i didnt intend to scream i am a nice guy i promise
olson: *dies*
barkovitch: I WILL DANCE ON HIS GRAVE
harkness: *dies*
parker: i am surronded by idiots
scramm: what the fuck am i doing here
scramm: oh right i left my wife to go on a suicide mission lol so funny also she is pregnant pls have sympathy for me
barkovitch: i am lonely
barkovitch: i need friends
barkovitch: sorry if i've been acting like a bully lately i just like to dance on graves idk it's nothing personal pls dont be mad at me
garraty: it's too late to change your fate now asshole
barkovitch: *dies*
scramm: *dies*
~ some few days later ~
garraty: who am i
garraty: what am i
garraty: what is the meaning of life
mcvries: the meaning of life is to have sex
mcvries: with me
garraty: wait what the fu---
stebbins: hi garraty
stebbins: hi
stebbins: i like rabbits and incest
stebbins: have you ever thought about having sex with your own mother
stebbins: i still have some jelly sandwiches in my back pack want some
stebbins: oh i forgot they are poisoned dont take it personal
stebbins: CLASSIC LITERATURE
stebbins: rabbits
stebbins: ALICE IN WONDERLAND
stebbins: rabbitS
stebbins: i am the major's son
stebbins: i am a rabbit
stebbins: i like rabbits
stebbins: i dont have any friends
stebbins: i only like rabbits
garraty: *mental breakdown*
baker: *nosebleed*
baker: see y'all in yaoi heaven bye bitches
baker: *dies*
garraty: *emo crying*
mcvries: *dies*
garraty: my life is over oh well it's time to say goodbye to stebbins and thank him for everything he has learned me about rabbits and hipsters
stebbins: *dies*
garraty: what the fuck is going on
the major: CONGRATULATIONS RAY GARRATY YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE LONG WALK DO YOU NEED SOMETHING COOKIES ICE CREAM A NEW HOUSE
garraty: i
garraty: *psychotic rabbit noise*
garraty: *runs away*
Untitled on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/88841367