lena luthor is a Bottom

family disappointment | she/her

[lamortwrites]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

[lamortwrites]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[1000cavalry]

Women being described as dashing

[purplelilies]

"that’s not actually Crown’s boyfriend, Nona, it’s her sister, but I don’t think anyone could blame you for getting confused" is a wild line and it's describes their whole t h i n g with terrifying accuracy but the best part is how everything becomes even worse after

[i-want-to-do-as-the-beetles-do]

"You had never been given the option to play with dolls, but given hindsight, you could not see yourself ever volunteering to have done so."

Ok I know this has been said before but this is the least self aware thing Harrow, and possibly anyone in the series (John is stiff competition), has ever said. Harrow, you puppetted your dead parent's corpses around for 7 years! Your main hobby seems to be making constructs that do what you say! You've repeatedly placed yourself in au fixit fics where you can play out a version of your life where you have control and are less traumatized. For God's sake, you fell hopelessly in love with a giant Barbie the second you saw her and she instantly became your reason to live forever. I in fact think that if you'd grown up in a way that you'd been given a chance to play with barbies as a kid you might be a normal person

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[saintharwen]

LISTEN

WALK WITH ME ON THIS

its leatin

them being lost before finding each other

"as long as we stay with each other it will always be like this" leah's attempt happened after fatin and her fought--the one time fatin wasnt with leah shit hit the fan because they didnt stay with each other

[peniswizard69]

Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[vividciggy]

Been thinking about Gideon waking up in her old body

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Bonus comic

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 1/?)

[the-boring-distopia]

Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing

Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:

[peniswizard69]

Pyrrha: had to break up two fights at work today, it was crazy

Camilla's normal Tuesday:

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[spaceoddeity]

How to get over your lesbian Situationship

by Harrowhark Nonagesimus

Step 1: Lobotomy

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Harrow and Palamedes entirely one sided bitter rivalry is actually one of my favourite parts of this book. She goes the entire time stressing about not falling behind him or showing a hint of weakness that he can pounce on because he’s her most concerning competition. She’s terrified of slipping up around him because obviously he’s judging her entire house as inferior and beneath him and she can’t even contend with him, she’s so far behind and he must be gloating so hard.

Then for a decent portion of the book every time someone dies she thinks he killed them.

Every time he talks to her she’s so paranoid about him trying to manipulate her into giving something away or otherwise screw her over, she never accepts that he’d want to work together for anything other than sinister reasons.

Meanwhile Palamedes is casually telling anyone who will listen that he thinks she’s an incredibly cool genius who is objectively terrifying because she’s so amazing at everything she does but also he’d trust her with her life because she’s honourable like that.

And he’d really like to be her friend but it’s no problem if she doesn’t want to call it that and would prefer to hiss at him from the corner like an angry cat. They’ll get past this stage eventually and then he can be nerd friends with the cool and definitely traumatised autistic girl.