Female mad scientist named George Laser

please don't send me fundraisers don't tag me in fundraisers pronouns she/her age 25 art in avi @catpotion art in banner by @rynsketches

[peniswizard69]

If I make a post on here I want to be asked questions about it. Reblogs, replies, asks, dms, you name it, I love explaining myself and will do it to whoever and wherever

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[peniswizard69]

Happy pride to the world's smallest bug!!!

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[filmphotofranz]

[pookapufferfish]

[animentality]

[qqchurch]

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[peniswizard69]

The Locked Tomb is bury your straights like who even is straight in those books. Abigail and Magnus? Dead. Mercymorn? Dead. Motherfucking,, G1deon???? Implied to be aspec, and also he's dead

There is one character that 1. expresses attraction to the opposite gender 2. does not express attraction to anyone of the same gender and 3. hasn't been ushered off the plot by demise. Who is it? Palamedes fucking Sextus, who not only does die, but fucking merges his soul with a chick

[runasulienadanika]

everywhere i go...i see Them

[probs-reading]

You gotta respect John Gaius for creating a word full of raging homosexuals and no interent

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[weergang]

What is weergang? This bit of a castle wall where you can walk upon and shoot/trow things down to people you don't like. Or insults.

Anyway why am I telling you this.

There's one castle in the Netherlands, which (still) has a covered (with a roof) weergang. Castle Hernen. And I was there today:

Only geese down below btw, so I didn't trow anything.

[peniswizard69]

The English word is rampart

[sheepydraws]

I know no one cares about Naberius Tern but that is exactly the problem.

Every single lyctor we have seen so far is undone by killing their caviller. Mercymorn makes it very, very clear that she has been carrying the grief of killing Cristabel for ten thousand years. Palamedes doesn't say he would rather die than kill Cam to become a lyctor because he is busy dying rather than killing Cam to become a lyctor. The unspoken rule is that lyctorhood can only be obtained by killing the person most important to you.

Unless you are Ianthe.

Ianthe is the only lyctor who isn't in a constant state of mourning. She has achieved immortality and cosmic power without losing the person closest to her.

Incidentally the person Ianthe loves the most is Corona, who also doesn't care what happened to Babs. Ianthe chats with Corona while wearing Babs discarded corpse and they banter about it.

Ianthe essentially made her Faustian bargain with counterfeit money and I think eventually she is going to have to pay up

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

This is how @canastigone and I have decided to delineate our backup supply of Folger's for when we run out of decent coffee and tea.

[peniswizard69]

Ok. Some guy's butthole 👍

[kushblazer666]