Consistently Helpless

Welcome to this blog i have no real idea what it is about and if i'm honest i'm really just winging it at this point

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

[ransomnote]

anybody know what to do with it all

[ransomnote]

this always

[antler-crown]

dredge is a game which you look at eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension dead in the eyes and yells "do you mind? im trying to fish here"

[onlinebeast]

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

[benihana-circumcision]

the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder

[medievaljournalist]

basically the whole bible happens to me daily

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[crossguild]

"kill them with kindness!" wrong. gum gum gatling 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

[thylacines-toybox]

Rabbit visits a big frozen puddle for some ice skating, or rather ice sitting. I just threw some rocks at the ice instead.

[retrogamingblog2]

[fallenclay]

WURMPLE NO

[poke-entomology]

LET THE WORM DO CRIME!!!

[miss-mademoiselle]

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[jimmyjampots]

[apas-95]

when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band

[memorycycle]

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

[legitimately]

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: The Magician

[joshpeck]