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It’s an okay job...
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@salarymatsu
Mmm...
It’s an okay job...
@stupendoustyrantfox
So.. A Heated Toilet Seat, huh?
Yes. A luxury I work hard for. Now I can have enjoyable winter shits.
Can you please give us a tour of your new home good choro?
Oh.. okay, of course… It’s not exactly new, I’ve been living here a while now but… let me just…
This is uh… bathroom…
This is my uh... hallway and kitchen…
This is my living space…
And THIS is my toilet!
It has a heated seat.
Do you... even need those glasses? They don't seem to have lenses..
I guess there’s that at least…
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I’m simply happy that you are interested on buying! Which cupcakes would you like?
@salarymatsu
Ah! I’m not picky, I’m sure they’re all delicious. Green is my favourite colour though... How much do I owe you?
(I’m your birthday “secret santa” this year! => Have a good one, Jyushi! You too, AKHTS! XD)
…Oppai… =///D
(I like how practical you are, Choromatsu-niisan!! I like how you think! Thank you so much!! =D)
You’re welcome, Jyushimatsu. Can’t go wrong with ‘the classics’, am I right?
It’ll help me cover for the cost of the ingredients and such! This is open for anyone willing to pay for cupcakes.
// Basically a little bake sale to cover up the extra work I made for the cupcakes <3
Oh! I’ll buy some... here...
Mm... how about 2 cakes? Or... maybe 3, 3 would help more, wouldn’t it?
Mm… seems I got you for the uh… birthday exchange… here… you can have this… Happy Birthday…
@tsumarocho
WOAH! That is a BIG bottle of booze!
I hope you didn’t spend too much on this!! I know money isn’t plentiful... thank-you! Happy Birthday. I hope you got good gifts too.
Can you explain how we work in companies? I am still a child I am only 13 years old...
It’s not all too interesting… you get up really early, commute to work for over an hour, sit at a desk all day until your mind goes numb… stay for overtime sometimes… sometimes get forced to go socialising with your colleagues when you’d rather be home… then you commute home for another over an hour, sleep and repeat… sometimes I get to take work home with me. At least that’s what MY work is like…
Huuu, WELL. Good question. It’s a career I managed to slip into… I’m not too bad with technology… I know what I’m doing… I had to take what I could when I could.
And.. th… thanks for the tea…
He certainly was at first. That’s why I stayed in the area even though it increases my commute time… to stop him from having a big baby-fest. If I had moved further away than I did I think he would have made everybody’s life a living hell. He’s fine though. He still has Karamatsu-niisan and Todomatsu to keep him company. Tch.
Dont put yoursf down, girls who aren't into you are crazy. If I were able to meet you in person id be very willing to go out with you.
…
Oh... th... thank-you...
... you're a virgin aren't you?
… uh… I…. um.. uh…. you see uh… well… um… that’s... uh...
I AM AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF A GROWING ENTERPRISE, MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO SOCIETY ARE USEFUL AND REQUIRED
I want guys like you even though you didn't get my totally hilarious dong joke all is forgiven
I… what? I’m confused… that’s not how it is in person, I-
…
Sorry…
@kiyokitsune @draco-kasai
Could I at least use your bathroom? Ostriches don’t really get potty breaks.
Uh... s... sure... it’s the door on the right...
(Thank-you so much for drawing my boy!! X) That means a lot to me!)
4. Dirty work clothes
((You’ve seen “Dirty-work Clothes”~ Now it’s time for... “Dirty Work-clothes”!))
I want guys like you even though you didn't get my totally hilarious dong joke all is forgiven
I… what? I’m confused… that’s not how it is in person, I-
…
Sorry…
@kiyokitsune @draco-kasai
so you live alone? no lady friend?
Why would I have a lady friend? Nobody wants guys like me.
@profhershel
Don't listen to that mean anon! Slightly messy hair is nothing. Besides, it could be so many cakes and not knowing what to do with them all.
Three! :-)
3. Lazy-day clothes