The Best Mom (In Percy’s words)

Hi! I'm Sally, Percy Jackson's mom. I had him with Poseidon, so he's a demigod. You better not give my son anymore quests.

[sally-jackson-official]

Introduction Post

Hi! I’m Sally Jackson! I’m Percy Jackson’s mom, and I’m married to Paul Blofis. We have a daughter too, Estelle. It’s nice to meet you!

Sally talks like this (this) this

[mod talks like this] [no nsfw mod is a minor]

[feel free to ask anything else though]

My family:

@i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food My son Percy! He’s very sweet and loves the colour blue.

@ghostking-and-sunshineboy Nico, son of Hades, and Will, son of Apollo. They’re both lovely kids.

@official-clarisse-la-rue Clarisse, daughter of Ares. She’s nice. Apparently she’s tried to kill Percy a few times, but she said they’re okay now.

@blofised-paul My husband, Paul. He’s really nice, and is always happy to help.

[sally-jackson-official]

MS SALLY PLEASE ADOPT ME I BEG

@kylograyson

I don’t think I can legally adopt you, but I can illegally do it. It wouldn’t be the first time.

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

How do you feel about your two sisters (Cassie and Estelle) going clubbing

THEY’RE WHERE?!?!

[mod >> my dumb british ass forgot you american cant drink until age 21]

[ask-estelle]

may or may not have gotten a fake id 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤗🤗😛😛😛

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

I’ll tell Mom if anything happens.

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER PERCY J !!! I don't reckon you've always followed rules, bro 🧐

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

Don’t tell Mom but… I’ve had a LOT of underage drinks.

[ask-estelle]

oooohhhhh underage drinker oooooohhhh im telling mom im telling moooom

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

You literally admitted to having a fake I.D. and going out clubbing.

[sally-jackson-official]

You kids did what?!?

[ask-estelle]

mom that was in the past we are changed girls now!!! Right. @cassie-mermaid-melody

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

definitely, Mrs. Jackson !!! those were our rebel years... but now... like jyp said... we're changed men (except we're girls)

and since we're so mature (trust), we have mutually decided to stop such irrational actions to pursue a straight life with no idiocies but pure unadulterated decisions taken after deep pondering

we burned those silly fake ids and dropped our underage drinking habit. me and stella are now innocent girls, who only do things appropriate for their ages

[sally-jackson-official]

I found a box full of vodka in Estelle’s room. Care to explain, @ask-estelle?

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

GIRL YOU PROMISED YOU HID IT WELL. THE SPEECH HOON WROTE FOR ME ALMOST HAD HER

[sally-jackson-official]

…Estelle, you’re grounded.

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

How do you feel about your two sisters (Cassie and Estelle) going clubbing

THEY’RE WHERE?!?!

[mod >> my dumb british ass forgot you american cant drink until age 21]

[ask-estelle]

may or may not have gotten a fake id 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤗🤗😛😛😛

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

I’ll tell Mom if anything happens.

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER PERCY J !!! I don't reckon you've always followed rules, bro 🧐

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

Don’t tell Mom but… I’ve had a LOT of underage drinks.

[ask-estelle]

oooohhhhh underage drinker oooooohhhh im telling mom im telling moooom

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

You literally admitted to having a fake I.D. and going out clubbing.

[sally-jackson-official]

You kids did what?!?

[ask-estelle]

mom that was in the past we are changed girls now!!! Right. @cassie-mermaid-melody

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

definitely, Mrs. Jackson !!! those were our rebel years... but now... like jyp said... we're changed men (except we're girls)

and since we're so mature (trust), we have mutually decided to stop such irrational actions to pursue a straight life with no idiocies but pure unadulterated decisions taken after deep pondering

we burned those silly fake ids and dropped our underage drinking habit. me and stella are now innocent girls, who only do things appropriate for their ages

[sally-jackson-official]

I found a box full of vodka in Estelle’s room. Care to explain, @ask-estelle?

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

How do you feel about your two sisters (Cassie and Estelle) going clubbing

THEY’RE WHERE?!?!

[mod >> my dumb british ass forgot you american cant drink until age 21]

[ask-estelle]

may or may not have gotten a fake id 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤗🤗😛😛😛

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

I’ll tell Mom if anything happens.

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER PERCY J !!! I don't reckon you've always followed rules, bro 🧐

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

Don’t tell Mom but… I’ve had a LOT of underage drinks.

[ask-estelle]

oooohhhhh underage drinker oooooohhhh im telling mom im telling moooom

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

You literally admitted to having a fake I.D. and going out clubbing.

[sally-jackson-official]

You kids did what?!?

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

percy j, think sally can cook me those delicious blue cookies for tomorrow ??? 🥹

i got a ballet show, and i wanted a treat after

— @cassie-mermaid-melody

Sure! I’ll ask her.

@sally-jackson-official Mom, can you bake Cassie some cookies?

[sally-jackson-official]

Of course! Good luck at your ballet show, @cassie-mermaid-melody

[printer-reads-505]

OMG BLUE COOKIES ME LOVE BLUE COOKIES ( I need to make some-) IS IT SALLY JACKSONS ????? THANK YOU AGGHHHHU THANK YOU ROSES

Here you may have a glitter cookie

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YEBS EXPRESS DELIVERED BY SALLY JACKSON TRUST

YIPEE GLITTERR

[printer-reads-505]

YAYYAYA WE LOVE SALLY JACKSON !!!! ( how can one even hate her 🥹 she’s too amazing @sally-jackson-official )

HEHEHE THROWS GLITTER EVERYWHERE

[sally-jackson-official]

I live for giving cookies to people. Trust me (is that how the kids say it?).

[sally-jackson-official]

The dim kitchen light illuminated Paul's positively nervous posture. He had just finished the dishes, but it still felt like his hands were too clammy from sweat. Steeling himself, he looked over at Sally.

And my gods, what a view.

She was sitting on the kitchen aisle, scrolling by something on her phone with a lazy expression on her face. Paul had never seen anyone so beautiful.

He takes a deep breath.

"Hey, Sal, it's...been a while since we had any us time, don't you think? With Estelle and Percy and the all the demigods. Dnt get me wrong, I love them, but...

"Well, what I'm trying to ask here is... would you go on a date with me?"

@blofised-paul

She laughed and put down her phone. “Paul, we’re married, and the kids are adults now. Do you even have to ask?”

She walked over to her husband and cupped a hand on his face. She lightly kissed him before saying, “Of course!”

“Where to?” she questioned.

[blofised-paul]

Paul gladly kissed his wife back and chuckled sheepishly, "Well, i was hoping we could make it a getaway picnic... I have this lake house down the hudson, so maybe we could go there?"

[sally-jackson-official]

“That’d be lovely!” Sally began shifting papers on the countertop, needing her hands to be doing something. She looked at the clock. “It’s quite late. Maybe we should go to bed and talk more in the morning?” She smiled lopsidedly at Paul and gently extracted herself from his grip. “I need to do the dishes, babe.”

[blofised-paul]

Paul mentally did a fist pump. His plan was coming along nicely.

Sally extracted herself from his arms, and he let her. It was, after all, rarely that he could catch her off guard. He watched calmly as she walked over the kitchen isle to the sink.

[sally-jackson-official]

She smiled to herself as she tidied away everything she had been cooking with. Paul had left the room a few minutes ago, and she could see the excitement on his face. It was rare they got any time together alone, so it wasn’t a surprise that Paul was so happy.

She slept soundly next to him.

[sally-jackson-official]

The dim kitchen light illuminated Paul's positively nervous posture. He had just finished the dishes, but it still felt like his hands were too clammy from sweat. Steeling himself, he looked over at Sally.

And my gods, what a view.

She was sitting on the kitchen aisle, scrolling by something on her phone with a lazy expression on her face. Paul had never seen anyone so beautiful.

He takes a deep breath.

"Hey, Sal, it's...been a while since we had any us time, don't you think? With Estelle and Percy and the all the demigods. Dnt get me wrong, I love them, but...

"Well, what I'm trying to ask here is... would you go on a date with me?"

@blofised-paul

She laughed and put down her phone. “Paul, we’re married, and the kids are adults now. Do you even have to ask?”

She walked over to her husband and cupped a hand on his face. She lightly kissed him before saying, “Of course!”

“Where to?” she questioned.

[blofised-paul]

Paul gladly kissed his wife back and chuckled sheepishly, "Well, i was hoping we could make it a getaway picnic... I have this lake house down the hudson, so maybe we could go there?"

[sally-jackson-official]

“That’d be lovely!” Sally began shifting papers on the countertop, needing her hands to be doing something. She looked at the clock. “It’s quite late. Maybe we should go to bed and talk more in the morning?” She smiled lopsidedly at Paul and gently extracted herself from his grip. “I need to do the dishes, babe.”

[sally-jackson-official]

The dim kitchen light illuminated Paul's positively nervous posture. He had just finished the dishes, but it still felt like his hands were too clammy from sweat. Steeling himself, he looked over at Sally.

And my gods, what a view.

She was sitting on the kitchen aisle, scrolling by something on her phone with a lazy expression on her face. Paul had never seen anyone so beautiful.

He takes a deep breath.

"Hey, Sal, it's...been a while since we had any us time, don't you think? With Estelle and Percy and the all the demigods. Dnt get me wrong, I love them, but...

"Well, what I'm trying to ask here is... would you go on a date with me?"

@blofised-paul

She laughed and put down her phone. “Paul, we’re married, and the kids are adults now. Do you even have to ask?”

She walked over to her husband and cupped a hand on his face. She lightly kissed him before saying, “Of course!”

“Where to?” she questioned.

[masaki-komi]

Pancakes that @sally-jackson-official & @i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food would approve of.

[sally-jackson-official]

It looks very good!

[masaki-komi]

THE QUEEN OF BLUE FOOD HERSELF!!!

[sally-jackson-official]

mod: genuinely tho, i wanna try some of those they look good

[masaki-komi]

Pancakes that @sally-jackson-official & @i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food would approve of.

[sally-jackson-official]

It looks very good!

[will-shoelaces]

first I had to block #naomi solace on here cause you needs keep THIRSTING over my MOM. And now this shit with my DAD???

leave my parents ALONE

[will-shoelaces]

Mental torment is what I go through

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

Real. I’ve seen posts of people thirsting over my mom and I’m just like “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?”

[sally-jackson-official]

People… doing what?

Also, Percy, don’t swear.

[sally-jackson-official]

hey so mom look uhhhhhhh hhhhauauuaauuuh (ooc dont mind user i needed to put the picture) -@ask-estelle

Who gave you the flowers?

Was it the italian boy?

[ask-estelle]

YES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sally-jackson-official]

Ooh… [winks], did you ask him out yet?

[ask-estelle]

NO IM LITWRALLY SO STUPID IM SO SCARED AND NERVOUS IVE BEEN AVOIDING HIM OMG 😭😭😭😭

[sally-jackson-official]

Sweetheart, avoiding makes it less likely he’ll say yes. Just go back to how you were before, and then go from there.

mod >> i’ve never been in a relationship before so if this advice is kinda… iffy, thats why

[sally-jackson-official]

hey so mom look uhhhhhhh hhhhauauuaauuuh (ooc dont mind user i needed to put the picture) -@ask-estelle

Who gave you the flowers?

Was it the italian boy?

[ask-estelle]

YES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sally-jackson-official]

Ooh… [winks], did you ask him out yet?

[sally-jackson-official]

mommmmmmuhhhhhhhhhhhh iiiiiiii haaaave a cruuuussshhhhh and its driiiving me INSANEEE 🥹

-@ask-estelle

I think the best thing to do is get to know your crush first. Maybe try becoming friends with him before you ask him out or anything.

Be sensible, Estelle. I know you’re friends with Percy’s half-sister, but that doesn’t mean you two can cause chaos.

[ask-estelle]

whaaaaat we dont cause chaos 😂😂😂 anyways yes i am getting to know him first we're friends wish me luck 🥹🤑

[sally-jackson-official]

Good luck sweetheart. ❤️

Also, I know when my kid is a troublemaker. I knew with Percy, and I know with you.

[cassie-mermaid-melody]

why am i being scolded by percy j's mom. how did i get involved in this. AND I DO NOT CAUSE CHAOS !!!

[sally-jackson-official]

I know your father, Cassie. All of you sea children are trouble magnets and you know it.

[sally-jackson-official]

hey so mom look uhhhhhhh hhhhauauuaauuuh (ooc dont mind user i needed to put the picture) -@ask-estelle

Who gave you the flowers?

Was it the italian boy?