Real Men Real Life

A Vision of Men by John Orbit

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Shooting Brett outdoors, and remembering how very very brutal a Georgia summer can be! 🐻🌞🥵

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Come As You Are*

*Terms and conditions apply.

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My friend Paul took me to an amazing Italian restaurant on the upper west side. I love New York City! 🐻🍝🍷

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I ran into Papabear Scott in the middle of Pennsylvania for some reason. 🐻🔥🤷🏻‍♂️

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Even an Open Heart Might Need to Close a Door

When considering personal behavior, a good rule of thumb may be to ask yourself:

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Andy is the sweetest guy, and I love him. So I’ve decided he should probably adopt me. Here’s what I figure: since he’s such a nice guy he would be a good dad to me, then (ideally) I would be a good boy. Then, I’d always get everything on my Christmas list! 🎅🏻❤️🎁

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Things got real interesting at the Georgia Renaissance Festival today. 🔮

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I don’t like conflict.

I’m not much of a fan of pretend conflict either.

Who’s a better daddy? Norman or me?

Norman is.

To be fair he’s had a lot more practice at it.

Things can get strange when your platonic friend of 25 years “looks the part”. Norman absolutely does to me.

I took these shots when I had an eight-megapixel camera. The camera was a Sony F-828 and I loved it (still love it) and I used to begrudge its propensity to have purple fringing. But I don’t need to minimize the purple fringing for Norman, because his occasional purple halo reminds me of Olivia Newton-John’s purple halo in “Xanadu”.

Fitting.

Without Norman, RMRL would never have happened.

He preceded Phill.

So Norman wins the daddy contest that never was.

But even though Norman says he came up with it, I think I was the one who thought “The Heebie BeeGees” would be an amazing name for a band. (Maybe?)

Better than “Kathleen Turner Overdrive”? Possibly not.

But there are still times where I am certain he can read my mind. Full-on clairvoyant-like.

Man, that guy matters to me.

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Hello. I’m John Orbit.

I love “Enjoy the Silence”.

I have never enjoyed the silence.

I am enjoying the silence.

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“What if I can work as myself this time?“

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I Am Turning Into Patrick Stewart.

Well, I’m 99.9% sure I am. Hear me out.

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You don’t get to see a live onstage version of “Pee-wee’s Playhouse“ every day! (This was momentous enough to take Tinky Winky out). And, in fact, we did NOT see that. What we saw was puppeteers on a stage talking with puppeteers across the country on Zoom. Which was actually interesting as these are talented artists that deserve their due respect. But it wasn’t quite what we expected. Anyway, we got to see the Center For Puppetry Arts, we saw Globey, and a large assortment of haunted puppets that could each keep the “Conjuring” franchise alive.

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Jeff, in a stairwell. 😊

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To-do: 1. Buy tea. 2. Vacuum. 3. Start a cult.

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And now for something completely different.