What a Terrible Night for a Curse

29 / Lesbian / Call me Kat Mobile header by cryinglittlepeople

[takajoppari]

best friends or something

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[shiningbean]

putting that man in situations (in case you are wondering what's happening in the 2nd doodle it's this post)

[n64retro]

Pokémon Yellow Version

Game Freak Inc. / Nintendo Game Boy 1998 JP / 1999 NA

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[acerby]

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[everydaylouie]

do not. address it

[punishedsaints]

[vaspider]

Starter pistols and cap guns do not have projectiles. They are just noisemakers.

[in-a-slanted-outhouse]

Ah okay! Thanks for the clarification! I don’t know a lot about guns

[vaspider]

You learned a thing today. :)

[sillyscreens]

Dorohedoro by Q Hayashida (wallpapers) (part 2)

[heatandapathy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[rad-roche]

part of an exchange with a cool mutual! request was nick with a cute kitty cat

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good