SALTINE SQUAD

Quotes from a bunch of salty gay teenagers

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What’s a Hokage?

- my mother

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im gonna get fucked up and it aint gonna be by drugs or alcohol

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you also need to consider the inertia of the duck

- Blade

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I get plowed by two things, Alcohol and my Boyfriend

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Highschool? more like Junior Anti-Sex League

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“I’m sorry, I cant get as hard as your hip bones”

- Maleah (ask us for context :)

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hey guys I got this new pop socket *sticks dildo to phone*

- Maleah

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it’s not vandalism, it’s theater

- Maleah

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What do you mean I cant have sex in the library???

- Jackson

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cute things to call your dick: meat zuccini

- Ivy

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“You are the most not ideal person”

- Leanna

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Cars, Boys, and Sex Toys

- Sophie

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I spend money on two things, and I ride both ;)

- Blade

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Your car is like your lover, you don't let anyone else touch it like you do

- Ivy

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i have feelings for your dog

- Maleah

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Me: *hacks and coughs*

Brother: you sound like a cat on crack

Me: i probably am

Brother: you're not a cat

Me: no but i am on crack

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i have the sex drive of 10 bears

- ivy