Shiver Me Timbers!

[saltwaterscourge]

"Ahoy! Again."

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"Ahoy!"

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wings-of-demacia started following you

"Can ye make it talk though!?"

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"An orange a day!? It'll probably keep yer scurvy away!"

[saltwaterscourge]

"Ahoy! Again!"

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"I oughta get a portrait painted o'me!"

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"Ahoy lads! And lasses!"

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"Ahoy!"

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send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

[nami-thetidecaller]

"Oh, I see, I see… so… what’s rum taste like? It has to be good since everyone drinks it on the sea, right? Sounds like it gives you lots of energy also… is it a potion?"

[saltwaterscourge]

"What does it taste like!? Well thats a good question, lass! It tastes-" Gangplank paused, grumbling he reached into his coat. Fumbling around for a bit he'd retrieve an old beat up flask. With a nefarious chuckle he'd offer it over to Nami. "Give 'er a swig!"

[obnoxiousnoxian-deactivated2015]

"Oh in business it works just the same. It can be enjoyable too.” Darius crossed his arms over his chest, shrugging his shoulders. “If you don’t have time for it I suppose a firearm is good. I’ll stick to my axe and my fists, personally.

”..How about temporary retirement or — what’s the word for it?” He stroked his chin, frowning. “Hiatus! You took a hiatus.”  

[saltwaterscourge]

"Arr! That's a good word, landlubber!" The salty sea captain scratched ihs beard before speaking again.

"Y'see ye don't want to combine business and pleasure all the time, then the pleasure starts to feel like ye are locked in the bilge!"

[nami-thetidecaller]

"Heheh, yeah! Except for the rum part. What’s… rum? Is that some sort of a lost treasure? Like… a rock?"

[saltwaterscourge]

"Rum's a drink lass! Its a drink that keeps an old salt like me at sea goin'! And then, the entire crew drinks it! And we're all ready to keep goin!"

[saltwaterscourge]

As a sea goin' fellow, do you have an tales of the sea to share?

"O'course! What captain doesn't? A dead one!"

[obnoxiousnoxian-deactivated2015]

Darius chuckled himself. “Not as quick, but just as satisfying. If not more satisfying, I’d say. There’s just a certain /something/ about the pain you inflict into another man’s face when you punch him /just right/.”

[saltwaterscourge]

"I thought we were discussin' business! Not pleasure! I ain't got time to brawl, well I guess I do now..." He rubbed at his beard, pondering. "But when I wasn't, I guess ye could call it retired! I had a ship to captain!"

[obnoxiousnoxian-deactivated2015]

  "Fists or a blade work just as well."

[saltwaterscourge]

"Ain't as quick lad, ain't as quick! Unless you get 'em from behind! Or you've got weak company! That doesn't seem to be the case in Noxus, bucko!" Gangplank cackled.

[saltwaterscourge]

"An' I don't see why none of ye just settle your business by shootin' eachother!"

[nami-thetidecaller]

"Sometimes I miss the sea, but then I eat some chocolate. Do you guys know how good chocolate is? You can bet I’m taking some home with me when I finish my quest.”

[saltwaterscourge]

"Truly chocolate fills any void! The greatest booty next'a gold! Or rum!"