Sam, I am

Sam Evans | 20 | Rhode Island Hey, what's up? I'm Sam. I like sports, comic books, playing guitar and girls. I plan on saving the world as soon as my ability to fly kicks in.

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Text: Santana

Santana: Sounds perfect.

Sam: Get dressed up. Tonight's gonna be a classy one!

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Text: Santana

Santana: Wanna forget about planning tonight and just have a Trouty/Trouble date night?

Sam: That would be all kinds of awesome. How's tonight? I'll get off of work early, take you out?

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Text: Santana

Santana: I love you.

Sam: Now /that's/ more like it.

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Text: Santana

Santana: Only if you promise not to suggest dumb things.

Sam: ...I'll try my hardest not to suggest dumb things.

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Text: Santana

Santana: Fine. I'll relax, ok? Will that make you happy? I won't care about what happen and just play it by ear.

Sam: Babe, I don't want you to not care. These are big decisions, I get it. Just let me help you. Stop carrying all of the stress of it all on your shoulders.

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Text: Santana

Santana: You did not just call me a bridezilla! Sorry I want our house to be good enough for our future children! And sorry my mom is breathing down my neck about the wedding.

Sam: Yeah, I did. I get it but this stuff isn't supposed to be so stressful. It's supposed to be a happy time - y'know, getting ready for our future and stuff?

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Text: Santana

Sam: Am I allowed to choose my own tux or are you gonna yell again?

Santana: Depends. Are you going to choose a normal looking tux or are you going to act like a child and get weird tux?

Sam: Quit being a mean bridezilla. Ever since we've been house hunting and planning this wedding, you've been super crazy.

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Text: Santana

Santana: I know!

Sam: Am I allowed to choose my own tux or are you gonna yell again?

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Text: Santana

Sam: We're getting married in single digit months. Boo-yah.

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$wag? Really? 

[sam-d-evans]

Really. Isn't that how the gangstas say it?

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What…why not?

[sam-d-evans]

'Cause I like your music. I've been listening to a bunch of rap on my jogs, I've got so much $wag now, you're gonna be proud of me.

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Today just sucks.

[sam-d-evans]

What's up?