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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@sam-ii-amm
To whichever of my children who
sam-ii-amm:
Alright, alright, well, I’m glad you’re not self conscious. I bet mom finds your skin very pretty. Anyways, father, wrinkle free man, would you mind coming over to fix mine and Kate’s sink? It somehow broke
Somehow, you say? I'll be over there within an hour. Don't touch anything.
To whichever of my children who
sam-ii-amm:
That’s messed up, man.
Indeed.
To whichever of my children who
sam-ii-amm:
Well. If it isn’t Trouty mouth.
No mouth jokes.
To whichever of my children who
sam-ii-amm:
I already have glasses. I don’t think there’s anything else I can do for my eyes unless I get laser eye surgery but there’s no way that’s happening. If you’re that self conscious about your skin you can always create a cool mask. If people ask, just tell them they cover the scars your mortal enemies gave you in past battles.
I am not self conscious, Peter. My face looks absolutely fine.
To whichever of my children who
sam-ii-amm:
Oh my God, that’s fantastic.
There is nothing wrong with my face. Someone is seeing things. Maybe it’s about time we schedule a family optometrist appointment.
To whichever of my children who
thought it would be funny to have aging cream samples mailed to my door.
It wasn't.
Text || James
James: I think we can, but I'll need to ask Cher. I think she'll say yes to it though.
Sam: Well, we do hope that you can make it. We'd love to see you both.
Text || James
Sam: Mom wanted to know if you and Cher would like to stop by tomorrow for dinner?
Text || Evans Family
Char: You are unfair.
Sam: Who is he?
Text || Evans Family
Char: Daddyyyy, please?
Sam: Absolutely not.
Text || Evans Family
Char: I'm making dinner tonight so come home! Also so you can meet my boyfriend...
Sam: Boyfriend? Yeah..no.
I'm home...
franniehx:
Porkster?
Don't listen to Fran, Devin. She's only messing with you.
@Sam [Private]
sam-ii-amm:
I'm sorry.
I finished my homework! -private-
sam-ii-amm:
Okay I don’t hate you anymore. I love you daddy.
Let's just forget about what happened tonight.Â
I finished my homework! -private-
sam-ii-amm:
Well that’s because I thought you hated me.
I could never and will never hate you. It's impossible.You're my princess.
I finished my homework!
sam-ii-amm:
Yes you do. You hate me. And you did it first because you grounded me for liking your funny face.
It started off as a joke until you decided to announce that you hated me.
@Sam [Private]
sam-ii-amm:
Then stop being an ass and apologize for being unreasonable to your daughter who thinks you hate her. I’m serious, Sam. Don’t you dare come to bed. Consider the living room your domain until you fix this
Char knows good and well that I don't hate her. Is it that time of the month? I'm not sleeping on the couch. It's not happening.
