WhenVoldemortsTryingtoKillYou, dropitlikeitshot

The names Samantha. 22, living la vida loca in Maryland. Attending UMBC and embarrassing myself on a daily basis.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything is a boomerang if u throw it upwards

[just-shower-thoughts]

The weirdest thing to do in the 21st century is showing up at a friend’s/family’s house unannounced.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why is “Sean” pronounced as “Shawn” instead of “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn”

[chicks2010]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[futuremanonhulu]

my BIRTHDAY MONEY!

[alext]

[escapingfromtheordinary]

[breathtakingdestinations]

Cuenca - Spain (by Nacho) 

[amare-ancora]

[stars-benn]

[pickleston]

[imddoublesided-deactivated20170]

know this: you can start over, each morning.

Tyler Joseph (via suspend)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.

[justakandigirl-deactivated20210]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If humans ever die out, the next advanced species are gonna find so many well preserved corpses on Everest and wonder how we managed to build a civilization there

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first 7 or so days after Pokémon Go was released was the closest to world peace.