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30 | it/its | tma | mechanical girlthing

[tropiyas]

why is he pointing that shit at his Pillar of Autumn 😭

[wisedreamdelusion]

just born and suck on berry

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's called the american woodcock because it goes peent & its face looks stupid

[maidthings]

a nuclear reactor is one of the most perverse devices ever conceived by humanity

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[indigobuntings]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[byjove]

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

[tomato-enthousiast]

Nope. It's literally just you.

[byjove]

then give me a tow or something, dude, get some sand bags

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[samawah]

helongated

[frothingmalice]

doll girl schmovement tech is crazy

[frothingmalice]

[throwing it up in the air and catching it over and over] how does it do that... it's so talented

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of waking up from a nap but feeling more tired than before

[cheddar-baby]

What the hell?

[cheddar-baby]

Alright now this is too much

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphegor versus a semi-conscious twink

[radiatorchains]

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[anteultimate]

we got a tuna flavored vape for the cat

[gingerbug]

ok well u kno i dont even like tuna & u threw out my dead bird flavored vape last week so dont pretend U r so magnanimous?