sexy and i know it

if you buy, i'm sexual.

[sambone-evans]

jessesgottheblues​:

Man it’s chilly, even for Memphis.  I was considering swimming at my gym tonight, but now, I’m sort of rethinking it.

You should be fine, dude. Just make sure you’re dry before you go running out. 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

I was on my way out, anyhow.

I’m gonna see if I can tip out - wait up for me, yeah? 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

Which thing was that?

The one where I kinda told you to find someone else. 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

I’m sure it’s just adorable. I look forward to seeing you again- makes up for your absence tonight.

Uhhhh, is it too late to pretend I never said that last thing? 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

I’m bummed, not rude. I’m here for a reason and I intend on putting my best foot forward. 

Would you be free to hang out again sometime soon?

Yeah of course! I’m always around - I can show you the kinda crappy druid costume I made for Ray. 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

It just unfortunately means I need to keep my eyes open tonight.

Maybe chat up some of those other people you were talking about? 

[sambone-evans]

deathdefyreyes​:

Just prior to Valentine’s Day I did. Though I’m not sure how I feel about the word “hottie.”

Is there something wrong with hotties? 

[sambone-evans]

mottasugar​:

Some coffee shop! Maybe they’ll end up at your work by the time the night is over!

If they do, you know your boy’s ready. 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

No, they’re not here.

Oh, I’m sorry about that. That’s gotta super suck. 

[sambone-evans]

mottasugar​:

Anyone that scores you?

Maybe my ass, hah. I gotta glitter up soon - I don’t know where whatever’s happening is. 

[sambone-evans]

beatricefabray​:

There are a few people who have caught my eye but we’ll see what happens if we interact.

I’m sure you’ve got your pick of the night. 😝

[sambone-evans]

marleyemmerose​:

Hopefully people aren’t here being vain.

Oh I’m not there myself - I gotta work tonight. And I ramble too much for speed dating stuff.

[sambone-evans]

rhett-incognito​:

Nah. I’ve been talking to a couple friends, though.

Hey that’s cool too though! 

[sambone-evans]

deathdefyreyes​:

Oh wow. I mean, nothing wrong with that, but… Wow.

You’re fine, dude. Wait... is dude cool? 

[sambone-evans]

So, anyone score a hottie? 

[sambone-evans]

quinninmemphis​:

It’s nice if you to pick up Starbucks for your sister. Next time, you should give a Frap a try. It might be easier to jump into them if you go for something classic, like a mocha. 

Maybe. A mocha’s chocolate, right? 

[sambone-evans]

franniefabs​:

I mean, iced lattes are more milk than espresso, but they’re really good if you’re into that. I prefer just straight up iced coffee with added espresso, and like a dash of milk if I’m in the mood.

I have coffee once in a rare time. If I can avoid it, I try to.