Not That Guy, Pal

#vis #[[it ls midnight here but not in la HBD I AINT MISS IT LMAO]]

notgaybuckybarnes

SAM CLAFLIN Instagram Story 6/27/26

mzannthropy

A man in black.

posted via Dar’s Instagram Stories

riley: well it's not like i'm needing 5 michelin star dining, we'll be fine. besides, as if any restaurant is turning sam claflin away

sam: you aren't? but I thought you were bougie, as the kids say. oh knock that right off, i'm a giant nobody, especially here in the states. unless the host is a hunger games fan, but even then? iffy at best.

ttownriley

riley: i wanted to see what i felt like today rather than planning ahead. what if i had said thai earlier and then was disappointed cause i want italian???

sam: i truly cannot argue with that logic, I didn't want to anyway, but it really was a brilliant idea. horrible for trying to plan ahead and book reservations, but that's besides the point.

ttownriley

riley: let's go out. can always come back in later haha

sam: alright then, let's go out. i'm glad it was so very easy to plan, not like i've not been asking all week or anything 🤷‍♂️

ttownriley

riley: i want italian

sam: sounds doable, today of all days, especially. are you wanting to dine in, dine out..?

mrsamclaflin: happy birthday, lovely lady.

tagged: @ttownriley

#vis #[ig]#feat. riley

#vis #feat. Riley #[[i never saw this and i also accidentally posted on mads whoops]]

all-the-crackships

absolutelyiris

I think I'm under the radar enough. No one cares about me in general.

#[likes]

anyatj-tt

I’ve had three different people today ask if I’m exhausted from the Furiosa press tour. I mean… yes, obviously, but I didn’t think it was written that clearly on my face. I’m starting to think I need sunglasses indoors again.