∞

Sameera. My heart is open to everyone, and my hands will help open you up to the best version of yourself. Stay smiling!  xviii.

[sameerasingh]

arjun-rp:

I’m a sweet one right? No need to answer! I already know I am. 

Haan, haan. You’re super sweet. That’s why you decided to ditch me for ice cream with the boys na?

[sameerasingh]

The one thing I love about working in the movies is being able to meet all these beautiful people; goodness, they’re so sweet - well most of them are.

[love-indian-actress]

Sonakshi Sinha At Finding Fanny Special Screening

[arjun-rp]

Oh right, I forgot that you were dealing with the Trump Industries of India. 

Alright alright, stop begging I’ll eat the damn tarts. Only because you made them of course. Besides, I’ve been good lately.

[sameerasingh]

Stop insulting my company. Thanks.

Well to maintain your supposed six-pack, you would need to be good. Otherwise makeup would be spending twice as many hours contouring your whole body. I’ll be there in a bit by the way, I’m just leaving now.

[itsonlyyforever]

[arjun-rp]

Hey, I’m lucky to be alive after that project. Life has been ridiculously smooth ever since. And you know it. 

That’s because your girlfriend likes to match his mediocre protein shakes with his personality. Wait… Did I say that out loud? Regardless, I’ve got a whole stash so it’s no issue. Chocolate tarts? Are they made with spelt flour and real cacao or is it going to be something I regret later on tonight? 

[sameerasingh]

I think we’re all lucky to be alive after that movie. Speak for yourself mister, I don’t think smooth is quite the word I’d go for. 

Let’s just pretend you were only thinking that. I’m not fond of spelt flour, but I did use actual cacao, so be proud. I don’t think you’ll regret the tarts too much, but that said, it’s not like you have to eat them if you don’t want to. 

[anahita-talwar]

Aw well everyone’s always consumed with their own lives na? I mean I hardly see anyone unless it’s work related lately either. Plus, you know if someone genuinely needs you, they’ll come calling because everyone knows you’re someone they can depend on to be there, no matter what. Waise, how is Kabir saab? I haven’t heard from him recently except when he hired me a new bodyguard detail which I found rather strange by the way.

That does sound interesting, I’ll see if Prakash can get me a script reading or something because it’s definitely something I’d be inclined to work on. I’ve read this latest script of the character being a sort of Krrish like character, had me in splits honestly. I don’t see myself being a superhero unless it’s stealthily done or something. Catwoman is much more up my alley. Work is the only thing keeping me busy honestly, other than that I’ve been working on redecorating the place which I’m definitely going to have you come see as soon as it’s finished yaa?

[sameerasingh]

Now see, this is why I always turn to you for advice. You know exactly what to calm me down with. I guess it just frustrates me that I’ve committed to something that makes me feel like I’m not achieving much - although if you speak to Vikram uncle or any of the board members, they’d tell you that I’m paving a road for the youth or some rubbish like that. As for Kabir, he’s doing really well; just keeping to his lyrics and working with his brother on various projects. It’s why he’s always travelling, but I can’t complain; I’m exactly the same.

...he hired you new detail. Of course he did. I am a little surprised it took him this long, lekin your new bodyguards are trained under Suleiman bhaiya’s company, toh you’re in good hands. My own detail was trained by them as well - and yes that was Kabir’s doing because if he can’t be there, then at least he knows the guards inside out. 

Oh please do! I think it’ll be the start of a new avenue for you, and it’ll be good. Who said men were the only ones who could kick ass? I don’t know about being a Krrish like superhero, but Catwoman sounds intriguing. I personally think you would be amazing as Wonder Woman, but that’s probably because you already are one in my eyes... I’m a sappy person, don’t judge. Ooooh, redecorating! I can’t wait Di, you have an eye for colour and style, it’s going to look stellar. 

[arjun-rp]

I said I was joking! And I didn’t say I actually eat the barfi, although I would probably eat anything you fed me. Mostly. I mean it’s better that I eat it before I’m wearing it, let’s be honest.

Don’t start with the Ari thing again. It’s not cute. In any way shape or form. Why don’t you just say I’d be too busy checking you out instead of everyone. You know my eyes don’t wander that far. Cookies and Cream, no problem. 

[sameerasingh]

Whatever, you would eat everything I fed you. That includes the heart-attack inducing double chocolate waffles with the vanilla ice cream, maple syrup and whipped cream concoction I made you for successfully finishing Sholay. I don’t think your fangirls would mind you wearing the food, especially if you were shirtless. They would be more than helpful in cleaning you up.

It doesn’t need to be cute for me to call you Ari when I want something. Duh. You checking me out is a given at this point, so I don’t even think about that. YES! You da bestest, Kabir isn’t one for flavoured protein powders and all. Okay, lettuce burgers and protein shakes... do you want chocolate tarts? I made them last night while I was revising for my stats exam.

[arjun-rp]

If only you knew what else my groupies say to me, you’d be much more cautious in using that analogy in the future. Along with plenty of regrets.

Although you’d be my favourite groupie. I’d give you a crown. No I wouldn’t, I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t even have groupies, unless you include the aunties that hang around my trailer offering me barfi. Anyway, moving on from that embarrassing stream of consciousness. Should I make us some protein shakes too? We can go for a run after the game. I know how much you love those. And how I always beat you. 

[sameerasingh]

Somehow I don’t even want to know. God Arjun baba, stop doing naughty things in the night.

So you eat the barfi but you won’t eat bread. I am becoming an auntyji if it means I get to stuff your face with food. I want a cookies-and-cream protein shake, and please you don’t beat me. You run ahead because you know if you run behind me, you’ll forget to run because you’re too busy checking everyone out. We’ve been through this Ariiiii. 

[arjun-rp]

Hey! Just because my life isn’t as warm and fuzzy as it used to be, doesn’t mean I’m suicidal. 

I’ll have a lettuce burger if you can grab one. Or I can get takeaway from this little mexican place on the corner of.. Unless. I guess they may have shut down. Nevermind, I’m not hungry. Just bring yourself. So we can watch the match. And relax. And cuddle a little bit. Like old times. 

[sameerasingh]

Ahahahaha, it was worth a shot.

A lettuce burger... you’re worse than a model yaar. Eat the carbs! But it’s fine, I’ll grab your pansy food and come over, and then we can be us and I’m so excited! Probably because I missed you immensely... I sound like one of your groupies. I have no regrets haha.

[arjun-rp]

She’d love that. It would be almost like a two in one deal. 

Too much sugar, remember? Can’t put any of that filth in my system. I mean we’ve been through this many, many times, Meera. The game starts at eight, so any time before then but not after or during, would be ideal. I mean, if I had to i’d ditch the game for you, but let’s try to avoid that.

[sameerasingh]

I dare you to say that to maa with a straight face. Because we both know that she would almost attempt to pull your ear through the phone.

Not enough times, and besides, you know you could never say no to me. Hmmm, well I just finished studying, so I’ll probably be there at 7.30. What do you want me to bring, I feel like eating nachos, or maybe a burger. Mmmm, burgers. Again, you couldn’t say no to me, but I love you enough to let you watch the game in relative peace.

[arjun-rp]

Apparently you’re a lot better than I am at speaking with them. Which is probably wrong. 

It’s mostly just beer and maybe a couple of stray cucumbers. So as long as you can handle that. And I’m fine with being your pillow, as long as you don’t mind the game playing in the background. Pillow’s need entertainment too you know. 

[sameerasingh]

Word to the wise, it’s because I actually speak to them. Next time I call, I’ll make sure your big head is there with me, and then maa can scold both of us for being too busy for her.

Beer I get, but cucumbers? Someone was on a health kick for once. No waffles and maple syrup for you huh. There is more to life than football but considering you’re being so sweet about this, I guess I can handle it. What time does the game start, I’ll try and get there before, just so I can have you to myself for all of 30 seconds. 

[arjun-rp]

But really, what’s new? Dil laga liya is on break, so I decided to take a trip home for the first time in ages, which was a terrible idea because everyone was giving me crap for not visiting home for ages, and now I’m back a week before filming starts again. Exciting, hain na?

I know you call it a home, but I really preferred the apartment. Then again, that’s none of my business. Well I did let you know, and you’re welcome to pick it up. From the front desk or my refrigerator. The choice is yours, meri jaan. 

[sameerasingh]

Your fault for taking forever to go back home. I’m glad you did go back though, I know how much they miss you. How are they anyway? I haven’t had much of a chance to speak with Ishi Di or maa lately. So I have a week to irritate you enough before you run away for your next schedule... this sounds fabulous to me!

Arjun, why didn’t you ever say anything to me? You’re my best friend, you’re meant to tell me these things. If you wanted to hang out at the apartment, it’s still there - I occasionally go there if I need downtime away from work. It’s always going to be open to you, no matter what. And as long as there’s nothing questionable in your fridge, I’ll be happy to pick up the jalebi from there, while you act as my pillow because classes are a life drainer.

[arjun-rp]

Strange as it seems, my life isn’t actually interesting enough to talk about so, there’s that.

Ma sent you amritsari jalebi by the way. But I’m too afraid to send it in case your people think i’m trying to poison you. 

[sameerasingh]

Your life, and you, have always been interesting to me, so you can’t use that excuse. Try again.

...my people? Seriously? I know you’re actively avoiding coming over to my home, but really baba, that’s an extreme tactic. You could have just let me know and I’d come and pick it up after class. Silly. Remind me why I bother with you sometimes. 

[arjun-rp]

Are we talking about you or me? Because I can see how the latter would relate to your highness.

[sameerasingh]

Ha. Ha. Ha. 

You’re so funny... even if it is partially true. But we’re not talking about me, just you at the minute. Which is funny, because we rarely talk about you anymore. 

[anahita-talwar]

Awww well we miss you loads, but I mean, this is good for you, so it’ll pay off in the long run.

Excuse me, you’re always to be at the screenings before the release, it’s an unspoken rule Sammy. But I’ve been reading some scripts but nothing’s caught my interest too strongly just yet so I’m waiting it out. 

[sameerasingh]

I suppose, but honestly sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it if I don’t see much of anyone. I’m so used to being there for everyone, hanging out, doing things with friends, spending time with Kabir... and now it’s just... nothing. 

Oh acha? Okay, I’ll keep that in mind, but seriously, I miss hearing about your projects. I did hear something about Vipul Shah wanting to produce a female-centric action movie, it would be interesting for you to do something like that? Waise, besides work, what else has been happening?

[arjun-rp]

How is it that nothing ever changes here? Even the beggars stay the same.

[sameerasingh]

Everything changes so much that it stays the same. Then again, you could just be that busy that you’ve let the changes slip by.