Never tell me the odds

SAM EVANS. LINKED CREATOR. MARVEL WRITER. PROFESSIONAL FANBOY. BLAINE'S OTHER HALF.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: God, I really miss you.

SAM: I know but it'll be over soon and we'll spend all day cuddling once you're here.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: with my legs around your waist and my hands in your hair.

SAM: my ring on your finger and your lips against mine.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: when I get home, you're not going to be able to get rid of me.

BLAINE: all i want is you all over me, and our bed.

SAM: you look the best in our bed.

SAM: under me with your head tilted back.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: that most likely means there would be plenty of moaning and begging to go right along with it

SAM: oh man. my favorite.

SAM: NOTE TO SELF: cover your collarbone with bruises when you're back.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: considering I am gel-free at the moment, I can easily imagine that. carry on!

SAM: there would be plenty of neck-scratching and hair-tugging and ear-biting.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: STOOOOOP :[

SAM: okokok

SAM: just imagine me playing with your hair instead

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO FIX IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE :[

SAM: THE BED IS HUGE, BABE. HUGE.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: HEY :[

BLAINE: PUT THAT POUT AWAY UNTIL I CAN PROPERLY KISS IT.

SAM: THE POUT IS HERE TO STAY :[

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THERE NEXT GO AROUND ANYWAY

SAM: I'M POUTING ANYWAY

SAM: pouting enough to make you regret leaving my lips all alone

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: .000061

SAM: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN DON'T YOU

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: then allow me to formally change my answer.

BLAINE: to 6.1 seconds.

SAM: not .61?

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: I'M SORRY IT WAS A LOT OF MATH DONE QUITE A FEW TIMES OVER THE YEARS

BLAINE: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, such a time duration will never happen again.

BLAINE: if I had it my way we wouldn't go 61 minutes.

BLAINE: clingy as that may be.

SAM: dude.

SAM: you could say 61 seconds and that wouldn't hit me as crazy.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: I think when you've gone 61,000 hours without seeing each other you've reserved the right to be clingy, so I can hardly be bothered by that.

SAM: PLEASE NEVER REMIND ME HOW MANY HOURS THAT WAS

SAM: you're gonna give me all kinds of flashbacks

SAM: and it already sucks enough sleeping without you until you're back

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: 48 hours is a lot longer when you're used to it being 0 hours 😔

SAM: 0 hours makes us sound crazy levels of clingy but that doesn't even bother me right now BECAUSE I FEEL CRAZY LEVELS OF CLINGY

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: DON'T THINK IT DIDN'T CROSS MY MIND!!

BLAINE: but I figure you hear enough of that from your fans that you don't really need to hear it from me on top of all of that.

BLAINE: I have to go beyond the expected.

SAM: you're so dramatic

SAM: cute but dramatic

SAM: this just makes me want to never let you leave home if it takes this long to get you back

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: REALLY? Talk about some ESP action right there.

BLAINE: My phone autocorrected that to ESPN three times before it realized I wasn't talking about sports.

SAM: I'm almost grateful you didn't jump to the corny and predictable LINKED reference there.

SAM: But you should know by now you're who I think about most.

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TXTMSG ✉ BLAINE ⇄ SAM

BLAINE: Completely pointless - but not pointless at all! - text to let you know that I am, in fact, thinking of you!! 😍

SAM: That's completely the opposite of completely pointless actually!!

SAM: I am thinking of you back.