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Heya! My name's Sammy and I'm 37 years old and interested in all things soft, fluffy, or both!

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Per my last nerve, work's on it

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Really need my salary to keep up with my appetite.

Dropping stuff from my cart after seeing the total is so 😭😭😭

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It's such a pain being hungry 24/7, I love to eat but there's only so much time in the day!!

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My wife has been putting my shoes on for me for years now and whenever I have to do it by myself it's a shock how hard it is.

I bought new boots a few months ago and I've yet to put them on and lace them up myself yet. I don't even know if I could lol

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My favorite side dish is another entree

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Ugh I've been feeling guilty about my weight and thinking about losing weight a bunch lately

It's so frustrating that my upbringing of fat=bad still has such an effect on me..

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I love bread bowls of my lawwwwd!!

You get to eat a bunch of tasty dip or soup and, just when you think you're finished, it's time for round two where you get to eat the bread that shlorped up all the goodness in the meantime!

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If they're "empty calories" why am I so stuffed? Checkmate

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Laying down in a nice cold room after stuffing yourself to the brim is one of life's greatest pleasures

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Man the transitional period of gaining weight where you've grown enough to make your current clothes slightly uncomfy but not uncomfy enough to start buying new clothes yet is so annoying!

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Would it be scary or fun if I was in the top bunk and you were in the bottom bunk?

You watch me struggle to climb the ladder and roll into bed which causes an absolute symphony of squeaks, creaks, and cracks!

Just hopefully not a snap...

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Sometimes all you need is a pot of spaghetti and a stick of butter to make your night

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Does anyone have any tips to help with underwear waistbands causing waist pain?

Mine are def big enough but, the bigger I get the more my waist feels so sore and uncomfy because of stupid waist bands

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Blegh I want winter back, I'm not built for this heat. I gotta powder myself up like a ball'a dough just to survive

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Just enough for one pup!! Welcome back, grill season!

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A pint of Cherry Garcia before bed tonight. I'm either gonna sleep like a baby or have some wiiilllld dreams

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Got the secret third option, insomnia!