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emma - 19 - i run a photography blog http://www.emmapamplin.tumblr.com

[pleatedjeans]

[poppapeasy]

[medwanda]

[fuckyahumor]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samosasock]

[rxh]

[slaw-me]

round

[slaw-me]

people that leave comments on my cat pictures make me very happy. Oh

[crankyteapot]

do you think seagulls feel regret

[crankyteapot]

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

[blendinblandin-archive]

my most annoying habit is asking someone a question and then zoning out as i’m being told the answer

[samosasock]

[samosasock]

[melisica]

[greelin]

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

[greelin]

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

[somefagonyourdash]

sore subject :/

[ancientsheikah]

I was just saying ḩ̸̨̣̜̖͍̳̯̻̇̾̈́͜ë̴̖̼̱̬̞̳͙̉̓̏̇͂̃̃l̵̢̢̨̰͇̝̩̘̳͓̉͌͋̊̇̿́̈́̆͑̈́͠͠ͅl̶͈̪̒̈̋̉̇̎̅́̽o̸̯̳̖̙̹̹͐͒͘͝ͅ

[officialunitedstates]

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

[zoiodlula]