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NOT!!!!!!! Phillipe

@samsnumber1hater

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET ME AWAY FROM SAM

34 posts

samsnumber1hater

Apr 1

OOC INTRO POST

in character part at the bottom, posted as a seperate post as well! Blog tags explained in the tags

I don't feel like tagging my main blog so technically running this anonymously. My names Fox.

This is a Look Outside Phillipe rp/ask blog :) I might drag my friend into making a connected blog but for now! Just fleep

I might make drawings for this SOMETIMES but I'm very low on motivation so don't expect them......... unless this gets popular, I'd get more motivation if I knew people were gonna. Yk. See it

Please don't mind if the time I post things doesn't make sense with how the time things WOULD be posted (like phillipe immediately saying he doesn't remember posting something) I just don't want to leave thread concepts unfinished

Context behind what's happening in the blog:

Post promise ending, pre Phil "burying the hatchet"

Cursed mushroom equivalent to a system fleep

Sam bought him a Phone.

IN CHARACTER PART, ALSO A SEPERATE POST:

Just was bought a phone, are there any other sapient mushrooms somewhere near me (if I can figure out where the fuck I am) please I'm begging I actually hate humans my colony is fucking dead and I can't go out on my own, please

#Into post #Rp blog #“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#<in character #“You GENUINELY still believe I'm real huh. Incredible”#<out of character #“Holy shit can you leave me al-”#<ask tag #“This roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#<no ask #“You are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#<no art #“Oh... you. You won huh?”#<art tag

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

samsnumber1hater

heyyyyy moth guy look at this

💡

IM NOT A FUCKING MOTH, ASSHOLE. PISS OFF

samsnumber1hater

oooh... pretty...

samsnumber1hater

FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHO ARE YOU???????

#“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“you're not getting the optimal bug hug!”#look outside #look outside phillippe #“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

samsnumber1hater

heyyyyy moth guy look at this

💡

IM NOT A FUCKING MOTH, ASSHOLE. PISS OFF

samsnumber1hater

oooh... pretty...

#“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“you're not getting the optimal bug hug!”#look outside #look outside phillippe #“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

heyyyyy moth guy look at this

💡

IM NOT A FUCKING MOTH, ASSHOLE. PISS OFF

#“holy shit can you leave me al-”#“you're not getting the optimal bug hug!”#look outside #look outside phillippe #“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

Dan's popular on the internet right? do any of you know if he can like. hack shit. my main theory on whatever the FUCK is going on with the "moth" that keeps posting is him. only one who COULD be doing this shit that i know has my blog

#look outside #look outside phillippe #“you're not getting the optimal bug hug!”#“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#ignoring the papineau roleplay considering that one's. in person. i guess #only dan has his blog <3

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

samsnumber1hater

OOC INTRO POST

in character part at the bottom, posted as a seperate post as well! Blog tags explained in the tags

I don't feel like tagging my main blog so technically running this anonymously. My names Fox.

This is a Look Outside Phillipe rp/ask blog :) I might drag my friend into making a connected blog but for now! Just fleep

I might make drawings for this SOMETIMES but I'm very low on motivation so don't expect them......... unless this gets popular, I'd get more motivation if I knew people were gonna. Yk. See it

Please don't mind if the time I post things doesn't make sense with how the time things WOULD be posted (like phillipe immediately saying he doesn't remember posting something) I just don't want to leave thread concepts unfinished

Context behind what's happening in the blog:

Post promise ending, pre Phil "burying the hatchet"

Cursed mushroom equivalent to a system fleep

Sam bought him a Phone.

IN CHARACTER PART, ALSO A SEPERATE POST:

Just was bought a phone, are there any other sapient mushrooms somewhere near me (if I can figure out where the fuck I am) please I'm begging I actually hate humans my colony is fucking dead and I can't go out on my own, please

samsnumber1hater

connected blog exists! @real-dantheman!!!!

#“You GENUINELY still believe I'm real huh. Incredible”#“This roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“You are not getting the optimal bug hug!"

samsnumber1hater

Apr 6

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww‼️‼️‼️‼️

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASKBOX YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE. GO DIE IN THE PROCESS

#look outside #look outside phillippe #“holy shit can you leave me al-”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#“it sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#he's so aggressive. for what

samsnumber1hater

Apr 4

eeewwwwuuhhhhh

HOW DID YOU FIND ME?????? GO AWAY. LEAVE

#look outside #look outside phillippe #“holy shit can you leave me al-”#“you're not getting the optimal bug hug!”#“it sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#does he not know how to block people #(he doesnt)

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

Tabernack!

your kind slain the rest of mine brethren and now you must face the same fate as my comrades

samsnumber1hater

This is overkill, you guys already got your revenge. My whole colony is dead.

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

no for there is one member of its wretched kin still standing.

samsnumber1hater

Please??? Just don't??? Sam would be pissed off. And probably not let you kill me anyways. Um. Please?

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau raises his mop and prepares to strike)

Say your last words you vile champignon

(Ooc fun fact champignon means fungus in French)

samsnumber1hater

ssssaaaaaAAAAAAAAM SAM HELP

[ooc below]

another me being a nerd about my rp....... my blog is supposed to not be in-person ToT

gotta go with the flow tho lol

...technically makes it so we need a sam blog but shhhhh shhhhhhhhhh Sam can be out or somethig and phil forgot its ok........ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau strikes you in the chest with his mop knocking you to the ground)

stand and fight like the monster that you are.

samsnumber1hater

OWWWWWWWWwww!!!!!!! IF EITHER OF US KILLS EACH OTHER SAM WILL BE PISSED. WHICH IS TERRIFYING HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN FIGHT???? IM NOT FIGHTINGYOU. GO AWAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau dips his mop into a bucket of harsh cleaning chemicals)

Stand and fight.

samsnumber1hater

oh myGOD please put that away. Please???? please??????????? Sam will bring me back and all that you achieve here is pissing him offplease justputthataway ohmy god please???? pleeeeaaaase just go away please

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#hes so pathetic i hate him /aff

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

Tabernack!

your kind slain the rest of mine brethren and now you must face the same fate as my comrades

samsnumber1hater

This is overkill, you guys already got your revenge. My whole colony is dead.

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

no for there is one member of its wretched kin still standing.

samsnumber1hater

Please??? Just don't??? Sam would be pissed off. And probably not let you kill me anyways. Um. Please?

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau raises his mop and prepares to strike)

Say your last words you vile champignon

(Ooc fun fact champignon means fungus in French)

samsnumber1hater

ssssaaaaaAAAAAAAAM SAM HELP

[ooc below]

another me being a nerd about my rp....... my blog is supposed to not be in-person ToT

gotta go with the flow tho lol

...technically makes it so we need a sam blog but shhhhh shhhhhhhhhh Sam can be out or somethig and phil forgot its ok........ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau strikes you in the chest with his mop knocking you to the ground)

stand and fight like the monster that you are.

samsnumber1hater

OWWWWWWWWwww!!!!!!! IF EITHER OF US KILLS EACH OTHER SAM WILL BE PISSED. WHICH IS TERRIFYING HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN FIGHT???? IM NOT FIGHTINGYOU. GO AWAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is difficult pretending to be somone else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#is he stupid

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

can't believe Papineau's threatening me :( I'm just a widdle moth! it's not myyyyy fault theres an evil mushroom

samsnumber1hater

STOP POSTING ON MY BLOG OHHHH MY GOD FUCK OFF I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT GO AWAYYYYY

someone with a personal grudge against me hacked my account, I swear to god.

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is difficult pretending to be somene else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

can't believe Papineau's threatening me :( I'm just a widdle moth! it's not myyyyy fault theres an evil mushroom

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is difficult pretending to be somene else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

Tabernack!

your kind slain the rest of mine brethren and now you must face the same fate as my comrades

samsnumber1hater

This is overkill, you guys already got your revenge. My whole colony is dead.

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

no for there is one member of its wretched kin still standing.

samsnumber1hater

Please??? Just don't??? Sam would be pissed off. And probably not let you kill me anyways. Um. Please?

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

(Papineau raises his mop and prepares to strike)

Say your last words you vile champignon

(Ooc fun fact champignon means fungus in French)

samsnumber1hater

ssssaaaaaAAAAAAAAM SAM HELP

[ooc below]

another me being a nerd about my rp....... my blog is supposed to not be in-person ToT

gotta go with the flow tho lol

...technically makes it so we need a sam blog but shhhhh shhhhhhhhhh Sam can be out or somethig and phil forgot its ok........ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“this roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#my pathetic fleep hc.....#my he wails to sam when scared hc..........

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

but….. but fluffy…

You could make bank off this if you charge vro….

I dont CARE! FUCK OFF! I DONT WANT TO BE PET!!! what is WRONG with you

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“it sure is hard pretending to be someone else”#“oh my god can you leave me al-”#“you are not getting the optimal bug hug!”#hi gang. forgot to mention this was gang the other two times lol...... hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

Tabernack!

your kind slain the rest of mine brethren and now you must face the same fate as my comrades

samsnumber1hater

This is overkill, you guys already got your revenge. My whole colony is dead.

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

no for there is one member of its wretched kin still standing.

samsnumber1hater

Please??? Just don't??? Sam would be pissed off. And probably not let you kill me anyways. Um. Please?

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“This roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“You are not getting the optimal bug hug!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

samsnumber1hater

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

the-crusader-of-cleanliness

Tabernack!

your kind slain the rest of mine brethren and now you must face the same fate as my comrades

samsnumber1hater

This is overkill, you guys already got your revenge. My whole colony is dead.

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“This roleplaying thing sure is hard for my widdle bug brain!”#“You are not getting the optimal bug hug!”

samsnumber1hater

Apr 2

Sacrement!

Another vile champignon how could this be? I dedicated my life to slaying you kind with my trusty blade joyuse as a paladin against the forces of entropy and chaos!

I cannot believe a horrid creature like you could be living in the same house as me!

come Joyuse, we have a mess to clean up!

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

...um. don't kill me? Please?

[Ooc below]

This blogs post promise which means Phil isn't living in the same house as Papineau, lol

Sorry had to be a nerd whos very specific about the rp he's doing 😔 it's in my blood

#look outside phillippe #look outside #“It sure is difficult pretending to be someone else”#“You GENUINELY still believe I'm real huh. Incredible”#“Holy shit can you leave me al-”#“You are not getting the optimal bug hug!”

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