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[samu2lsaints]

samuel | twenty | perverted little brother and son

anon(s): 🐔, 🎱, 💚, 🤿, 🌟, 🎄, pun, 🍄🔪, ⛓️, 🎶 , 🔥, 🎀 💤, 🦝 , ❗️

twitter & wishlist (buy something n ill cum<3)

second account

xtra under the cut

you can call me sam or sammy, im a beautiful bisexual trans boy (pre-t and pre-op) 🏳️‍🌈

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follow me on twt to see me uncovered! i’ll post much more uncovered content on there

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if you dm me and are a man with ‘straight’ in your bio/pinned, you will be getting blocked!

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freak and perverted and weird anons are very much encouraged please tell me all the fucked things :3

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sometimes i won’t respond to dms. please don’t get mad at me, im quite awkward. anons are always encouraged though!! i love reading and responding to asks

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minors/ageless blogs will be blocked when spotted

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im very subby and very much a bottom so most of my posts will probably center around that

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my main kinks are puppyplay, medical play? (latex gloves, medical inspections, that sort of thing), gun play, collars/leashes, corruption, breathplay, impact play, intox, fauxcest (dadcest and brothercest), blood play, bruising, forcemasc, age gaps, size difference, breeding (NO PREGNANCY!!!), public play, control, and cnc

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on occasion i might post about rape fantasies, piss (in general), snuff, gore, age play, and omo

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not into race play, vomit, detrans, forcefem, misgendering, feet, scat, religion stuff? im not worshipping you (u can worship me if u want?), piss drinking (sorry! not into that rn)

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anatomy terms

yes please: dick (or any adjacent words), hole, chest

on thin ice: boycunt, tits/boobs, puppy parts

absolutely not: pussy (or any anatomically correct term) (including boypussy)

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other terms to call me

KITTY!!, bubby, bubs, kid, kiddo, puppy, (little/baby/younger) brother, anything that has boy in it (baby boy, good boy, etc.), little man, son (in a dadson way)

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my tags (to be updated as i post but these r what i used to use)

#🦌 sam shows - pictures !!

#🦷 sam bites - txt posts

#🦴 sam answers - answering asks !

#🐾 sam reblogs - me reblogging n whtevr

#⭐️ sam speaks - audios !!

#🥩 sam bait - weird shit ^_^ !!

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ill update as needed:)

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my tummy hurts

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i popped a blood vessel in my eye lol

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when

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when

(check rbs)

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life is eating wendy’s and lowkey still being under the influence of something mysterious

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getting crossfaded before going to the movies

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IM HORNY

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You should not have mentioned you like longer jokes.

How do you get an elephant to fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Open the door, insert the elephant, close the door.

How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen beetle? Two in the front, two in the back?

How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator? Open the door, insert the elephant, close the door.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in the refrigerator? There's foot prints in the butter.

How can you tell if there are two elephants in the refrigerator? They giggle when the light turns off.

How do you get four elephants in the refrigerator? Put them in a Volkswagen Beetle, then open the door, insert the Beetle.

How can you tell if there are four elephants in the refrigerator? Door won't close.

How do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator? Can't, too many elephants.

How can you tell if there are eight elephants in the refrigerator?

There's a couple of Volkswagen Beetles parked outside~

-pun

HI MISTER PUN

i like this one and i Do indeed like longer jokes…. that means more work for U for my weekly puns😏

but hm i think i’ve heard this b4 or some variation of It🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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seeing the backshots movie tomorrow im So excited

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WE UP

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lizzo on that flute

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lizzo on that flute

(check rbs or whateva)

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wait happy pride month faggots i missed it

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what do i Post

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rue is dead wtf

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hey guys here’s the beach i have no nudes to share rn