WHAT IS GOOD IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL

My name is Samantha MI . 27

[delmondo]

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

[godisadilf69]

gonna be a short line

[delmondo]

SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun

[samuelemmanuel]

So yeah, small dick

[samuelemmanuel]

[samuelemmanuel]

Blep

[samuelemmanuel]

Must include gay

[samuelemmanuel]

Do I know what emotions I’m feeling and why? Or am I just thinking too hard about it

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[stefaniaferrario]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[ruinedchildhood]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

no youre right. youre absolutely right

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[luxocultapress]

[gayweeddaddy69]

logged tf in

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[greenishness]

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[corporatebigwig]

we’d be lost without them. share their message. signal boost

[memewhore]

[scarlettbabey]

It translates to “we’re looking for you” and I don’t feel comfortable

[mr-fancy-panties]

[tiktokmuseum]

that laugh 😂

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

FYI the context of this is that Dominic Monoghan (who plays Merry in Lord of the Rings) is pranking his costar Elijah Wood (who plays Frodo) by virtually interviewing him about the movie posing as a heaving accented German? interviewer and asking him stuff like this.

[bummrd]

[cvrol]

I keep going back to this video