* PIRATE // ANGEL

illustrated and loved by RIN ;; Just a young gun with a quick fuse, I was uptight, wanna let loose. I was dreaming of bigger things and wanna leave my own life behind. Not a yes sir, not a follower, fit the box, fit the mold, have a seat in the foyer, take a number. I was lightning before the thunder. THOR ODINSON ; MIYA MCKINNON.

[sandashin-blog]

maggie-rhee-survives‌:

“Do you like bein’ here?” The inquiry originated from a woman in a long black dress, its fabric stretched with her eight months of pregnancy. Her feet were swollen and her back was tired, but she was content- at least at the present moment. “I mean, in Washington.” Maggie sought to better understand whether people, with the passage of time, were growing more comfortable in the shielded city. “Has it gotten easier for you bein’ here?”

“I don’t really know.” Miya just whispered. She felt like she had already settled in correctly. New life, pretending not to be who she was. But it all always came back to her mind. All of her children, all of them that she couldn’t have saved. “I guess I just miss my family.” She admitted. But she hadn’t seen them again. She couldn’t see them again, unless they were back them too. Unless something was giving her everything she ever wanted.

[sandashin-blog]

sunshinekidddo‌:

“It’s beautiful isn’t it?” Iniko asked the person next to them. Their mom had always told them to appreciate the beauty in all things and Iniko tried to live by those words. 

“IT IS.” Miya agreed as she looked at the painting, before turning to the young one by her sides. “Every little things is beautiful.” She pointed out. Being back to life, she was considering everything beautiful. Every single thing had something, a glow to it that made it shine from beauty. “You also are beautiful.”

[sandashin-blog]

tragcdysewn‌:

looking up at the man’s exclamation, lucy found herself observing his impersonation of a lost citizen for a moment, giggling as she twisted a lock of hair around her finger. when he began to wrap it up, she stood up, strolling over to the table and perching on the free seat. “so, if you think humanity is mostly a bore, which i totally agree with, by the way, they’re almost all dull as hell, does that mean you’re not human? or just one of the special ones that aren’t an utter bore?”

The question took Thor off guards. Human? Did he look human? Was he really that cursed? Oh, lord he hoped not. “Nah, I’m not human.” He chuckled, and leaned back to lie down on the table where he had been sitting. Why would he act normal anyway? “I’m an angel.” Sure jan, someone would probably say. “Angel of wrath and thunder. Name’s Thor. You? What are you?”

[sandashin-blog]

sunshinekidddo‌:

This guy had to be some God, only they were capable of being so dismissive of people’s suffering whilst eating what looked to be a mediocre sandwich. That or he was very drunk and had aspirations of being a Shakespeare actor. It made Iniko’s blood boil, their anger towards the Gods resurfacing. “Listen here you privileged asshole. If you think humanity sucks so much, why not go back to whatever celestial place you’re from and laugh at us from up there like the rest of the Gods do?” Iniko was taking a big risk but couldn’t be bothered at the time, they were tired, scared and right now, really pissed off. “Or are you stuck here just like the rest of us? Seems like you have the exact same issues as the mortals you dislike so much huh?”

Thor was at first standing here silent while listening to the young person who seemed pissed. As the angel of thunder but mostly wrath, he was pretty pleased with how it was going now. As they ended talking, the man couldn’t help but just laugh at their face. “I’m not a God, there’s no such things.” Thor gave her a shrug, before slowly bopping their nose. “I’m an angel. Of wrath and thunder, I tend to have this angry effect on people, and you’re really pleasing me right now, little human.” A shrug. “I’d go back, but before he self-destructed my creator told me I was as stupid as you humans. I’m trying to prove him right, but you are a real competition.”

[sandashin-blog]

graveycrds‌:

Anakin just wanted food. He was tired of moping around the kitchens at the White House and fingered french fries coated in ketchup over the fries might help with his mood. Sitting at a table alone, Anakin glanced up at the older man’s bold statement. Instantly disagreeing with what the other said and his head tilted to the side. “You know, you should join broadway or something. I heard they’re looking for people who are good at giving monologues.” He pulled a ketchup coated fry and shoved it into his mouth, chewing for a few seconds, swallowing as he picked up another fry.  “People don’t just arrive from Bora Bora. Plus, isn’t Bora Bora supposed to be really expensive? Like…. I would complain if I had to leave Bora Bora to come here. Have you seen the metro? It smells of serious BO and rat crap.” 

“You really think I should? You’re right. I SHOULD.” Thor came to the realization and half-opened his mouth as he got lost in his thoughts for a second. “Plus I’m a really good actor, I pretended to care about humans for so damn long even though I don’t give a single fucking shit about them.” A shrug, and he laughed at his next words. “Yeah it is expensive. You got a point.” He admitted before frowning. “Hey, don’t get points. Humans are supposed to be stupid.” He stated before softly hitting the other on the head with his paper towel. “Be stupid! Don’t be a rebel, follow your kind!”

[sandashin-blog]

hiddenlittlemuses‌:

Addison looked over at the guy. “I don’t know where Bora Bora is, but I’m sure any place is better than this town. Well, although I’m sure this town is better than some as well.” The blonde replied with a soft smile. “Well, you can go right ahead and do that. I don’t think you should judge people though. That’s just not right.”

“I think it’s somewhere, LOST IN THE PACIFIC or some shit like that.” The man shrugged, before taking another bite of his sandwich. This sandwich wasn’t even half-good but eh, he was doing with it. “But judging people is so much easier!” He complained as he looked back at the blonde girl in front of him. “And I mean, how the hell am I supposed not to judge you humans? I’m an higher being, it’s written in the description of the job!”

[sandashin-blog]

hiddenlittlemuses‌:

“Wow. That was annoying. “Valentine mumbled as he sipped on his coffee. He had to agree, he didn’t like how annoying the people around here could be as well, but he didn’t make it even more annoying to complain about them being annoying. “Right.” He replied before shaking his head. “Can’t you just sit there and silently judge people? Your mouth is even more annoying by complaining.”

“RIGHT?” Thor just confirmed as he heard the mumble, not actually getting that this one was talking about him. Though, when he asked him the question, the pretended angel understood what he meant. “Oh..” He just whispered for a second before smiling brightly. “You don’t know what kind of non-annoying stuff I can do with my mouth.” He stated with a chuckle.

[sandashin-blog]

hiddenlittlemuses‌:

Bram raised an eyebrow at the guy before busting out laughing. He couldn’t help it, it was just that the guy was a bit of a character. “Right.” He commented before leaning back in his chair. “My question for you is why are you sitting on the table? Pretty sure they’ll kick you out of here if they catch you doing that.’

“WHY NOT?” Thor just asked, as he raised his eyebrows. He was not making much sense, oh that he knew but it wasn’t like he cared about it anyway. Shrug. “They can’t kick me out.” Now that was a bold statement. “Because I’m an angel. If they kick me out I’ll scream for angel-phobia and I’ll sue their asses. Bad time.”

[sandashin-blog]

hiddenlittlemuses‌:

“What the fuck is going on?” Alisha replied, looking up at the huge sign in front of her. D.C.? She was supposed to be meeting Simon in Las Vegas, how in the world did she end up here? “Hey, yeah you, do you know where the airport is? I think I took the wrong flight or something.”

Miya had no ideas how she could’ve appeared here in this place, but she wasn’t complaining. She had no ideas what had brought her back, and the 2018 on the newspapers had told her how long it had been. Thirty-seven years. It had been thirty-seven years since she had died, and now she didn’t know if she was going to be able to understand everything here. “ME?” She repeated before shaking her head slowly. “I have no ideas, I am not from here.” Her strong British accent was helping prove her point, in fact.

[sandashin-blog]

            introducing ;; aware miya mckinnon,,.

alright so, miya being an oc i know no one knows about her at all, i’m gonna try to do short for everything i have in my head.

miya’s the mother of the mckinnons, she was killed by voldemort when trying to protect her daughter (and now she’s mad af). she remembers dying and the warmth of the killing curse and how cold her fear actually was. so she’s scared as fuck, yeah, and she wants to live that again for nothing in the world. so basically, while she remembers, she decided to never show it and pretend she’s nothing but a little muggle in a big bad world now that she’s back alive.

she’s really self-conscious and has a big sense of self-preservation. while she usually protects her family, if someone else was in danger and she could help (but potentially be hurt or killed) she would just go away and pretend she never was there. however, she’s trying to show kindness more than anything and always says you can kill anyone by showing kindness at the good moments. 

so, she has 6 kids and she loves them all with all of her heart but always used the five pregnancies as an excuse when her husband and her were fighting like “bloody hell you made me carry six fucking children don’t u think i’ve done enough, my body won’t ever be the same again”, because sometimes she’s a little bit of a hypocritical person, but not like it matters much.

she’s a pureblood, actually her parents were thinking the muggle-born weren’t good enough for magic and kept saying they should be killed instead of taught how to magic. but she never listened to their opinion about it, and when she first got pregnant from her husband, she left and never went back to her parents. just because she wanted to build something, build something better for her husband, for herself, for their children mostly. 

she was in hogwarts in the house gryffindor from 1952 to 1959.

[sandashin-blog]

“except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.” // from dipper!

“DOESN’T SURPRISE ME.” Thor shrugged. “I was just trying to develop my imagination by telling stories.” A shrug once again, and he threw his head back a bit while letting out a deep, loud and long moan of despair. “What do we know again?” He asked. “And what is it even about. Is it about qui a volé, a volé l’orange du marchand?”

[sandashin-blog]

“i can’t give you that. you know that.” // from loki!

“You’re BORING.” Thor stated, as he shakes his head slowly. Angel that wasn’t really angelic here, he was just saying out loud what he thought. “I didn’t ask to take your ass yet, just to give me your shirt because it looks hot on you but it will look hotter on me.” He pointed out, as if it was an evidence and that it has to be how he wanted now. “Who cares if we’re in a church, c’mon, you think the pastor doesn’t know what skin looks like? I betcha he saw more dicks than you.”

[sandashin-blog]

“HUMANITY’S BORING.”

One rough statement that got out of Thor’s mouth. The pretended angel pushed his glasses, that he had put on just for the style of it that was freaking clear here, up on his nose as he looked at the people around him in the dinner. Oh, he had spoken loud and he was certain he got at least one person’s attention, so he kept going. “Boohoohoo I’m lost, boohoohoo, I don’t remember anything, boohoohoo I’m alone and miserable.” He pretended to copy some unknown human now, and a laugh got out of his mouth as he shook his head. “Boohoohoo I don’t get why I appeared in that fucked place while I was tanning on Bora Bora’s playa?” Maybe.. He thought. “So I decided I won’t get involved in all of your human shit anymore. Instead I will stay here, sitting on that table..” He pointed the table he was sitting at, getting up to sit down on it. “And I will judge all of you while eating my sandwich.” Statement, and he took a big bite of his sandwich now, raising his eyebrows.

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

[sandashin-blog]

muse questions

1: What kind of childhood did he or she have?

2: What's their profession and how did they get there?

3: How do they deal with conflict and change?

4: What is their favourite place to be and how would they describe it?

5: Who was their first true love?

6: What is their deepest regret?

7: How would they describe their parents?

8: What is their favourite time period & why?

9: What is their favourite genre of music & why?

10: What are they most influenced by?

11: If someone were to be angry with them, what would be the reason?

12: What are their most common mannerisms?

13: What do they think about before falling asleep?

14: What are their fondest memories?

15: How would they describe their favourite person/people?

[sandashin-blog]

valiant-lucy‌:

lucy was sitting in the park -shoes off as normal- reading a book she’d managed to check out from the library. at least she could be distracted for a little while. everything seemed so messed up. with susan not knowing who she or her brother were, lucy felt she’d needed a distraction. though what she really wished she could do was go horseback riding or hunt a stag or have a sword fight with caspian or her brother. but things were different in this strange world than from narnia. 

“SHOES OFF!” Thor exclaimed as he saw the young woman. Time to annoy the hell out of someone. He thought. Yeah, it was time for him to act like a jackass and pretend it was who he really was. “I was wondering where the cheese smell came from. Put your shoes back on, human, I’m not certain everyone wants to see your little toes. Except the weirdos who have a thing for it, but y’know, other than that..”

[sandashin-blog]

             introducing ;; non-aware thor odinson,,.

alright so, thor doesn’t remember anything from his real life. however, he isn’t thinking he’s some human that lived in dc or whatever shit like that, because his brain is telling him so much more. let me develop.

thor is an angel, or at least it’s what he is thinking. angel of wrath and thunder he believes, he thinks he created pirates and did it all to annoy his own creator that asked him to be good enough to rule their world one day. he doesn’t believe in one god, even though he believes he has been created by one, he thinks this one self-destructed himself after the pirates got created for how stupid his creations were becoming. so out of pride and self-confidence, he decided to prove his creator he was right and started to pretend to be an idiot 90 percent of the time.

he’s really smart, though, and even if he attempts to hide who he think he is, he’s often showing his thunder powers through glowing eyes - that he explains through grace and whatever angel shit he knows about - and bolt of lighting at the tip of his fingers. he’s cocky, arrogant and somehow a little bit of a selfish bastard that flirts with anything alive and breathing. basically a fuck boy in fact.

he believes that he has been created billion of years ago, but when people ask him he says he’s only thirty-six hundred years old and that he’s “pretty fucking young if you want my opinion”. he believes he never really liked humanity but he likes to taunt humans and pushes and pushes until he has annoyed them enough. 

he’s a bit of a bitch sometimes, so he keeps calling everyone else “human” even when he knows their names because he believes he’s better than everyone else, even though yeah that’s clearly not the case.