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[ludlocke]

Ethan: EW A COCKROACH!!

Mark: well take off your shoe and kill it!

Ethan: [takes his shoe off and smashes it with his bare foot]

Mark: NO-

Mark: OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU USE YOUR BARE FOOT

[more-incorect-quotes]

Deceit [talking to the sides]: Uh, excuse me. Who’s in charge here?

Roman: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Roman: *kisses every scale on Deceit’s face* You’re so handsome.

Deceit: *dies of gay*

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Roman: *picks Deceit up*

Deceit: Affection?

Roman: Yup.

Deceit: Disgusting. Continue.

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Deceit: Darling, how long have you been awake

Remus, surrounded by oddbody furbies: Yes.

Deceit: Why?

Remus: Look at our feral babies

Deceit: Darling, they're beautiful but please go to bed

Remus, tunneling into the pile: Neverrrr

[richietopzier-deactivated202005]

Virgil: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* boo!

Thomas: oh. Hey, Verge.

Virgil: >:(

Thomas: what?

Virgil: >:(

Thomas: ?

Virgil: :(

Thomas: oh. Oh gosh! Oh I'm sorry! Let's start over!

Virgil: *sinks out*

Virgil: *suddenly appears* boo!

Thomas: aaaah! You startled me!

Virgil: :)

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[triplestaff]

No rent!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Remus, showing Deceit his collection of scented backpack clips: I’ve collected them.

Deceit: Not all of them. *hands Remus a box* Happy birthday, Remus.

Remus: YOU GOT ME THE LEMON MERINGUE PIE CLIP I COULDNT FIND! DEEDEE I LOVE YOU! *strangles Deceit in a hug*

[more-incorect-quotes]

Virgil: what is that obnoxious glowing orb in the fucking sky?

Logan: the sun

Virgil: i’m gonna fucking fight it

[yuri-aunt]

Patton: Bring Logan to me.

Roman: Well, he locked himself in the bathroom, so-

Patton: Just tell him I said something.

Roman: What?

Patton: Anything factually inaccurate.

*Two minutes later*

Logan: *Talking to Patton* I’m sorry, but the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[incorrect-egos-quotes]

Remus: you know I get everyone is different but personally I prefer male deodorant

Remus: It tastes way better

Deceit, nodding: They have more flavors

Remus: Not that artificial flavoring like female deodorants have

Virgil, tiredly: Please

[more-incorect-quotes]

Roman: [stares out the window, looking pensive]

Patton: He’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what he’s thinking?

Roman, internally: How many marshmallows can I stuff in my mouth at once?

[lance-alt]

Roman: Alright, welcome to the 'Fuck Remus' club, where we say fuck you to my brother-

Logan, standing up: There may have been a misunderstanding here

[sandersides-incorrectquotes]

virgil: i keep having this... horrific headache that comes and goes..

patton: oh kiddo-

roman: * walks in the room *

virgil: ugh, there it is again

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Virgil *holding Remus*: Stinky

Deceit: Stop! Don’t be mean!

Virgil *waving Remus in the air*: Stinky bastard man!

Roman *without looking up from his crafting*: Naughty boy. Bastard man.

Deceit: NO!

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Roman: YOU’RE JUST A LIAR!

Deceit: Whei?

Roman: YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A BIG OLD LIAR!

Deceit: I’m a Liar?!

Roman: YOU’RE JUST A HUGE STINKY JERKY LIAR!

Deceit: Why?!

Roman: ‘cause I said you’re great, and you said “No I’m not”

Deceit: That’s why I’m a liar????

Roman: Yes.

Deceit: If I accept the compliment, you’ll calm down?

Roman: Yes…

Deceit: Well… Thank you

Roman: You’re welcome

Deceit: You’re pretty great too-

Roman: YOU L I A R !