TINY WIFE! @sandgremlinwife - Tumblr Blog

i got a worrying “where have you been?” email from tumblr and tbh i think killian set me up

killian is ignoring me bc im sending her funny memes and she doesn’t understand

my wife and i got invited to the company holiday party and then i went “haha no thanks im gonna kiss my wife” so we’re at home.

you thought you were following me but joke’s on you ive been following you this whole time

#turn around lucas miller #can you see me

lucas doesn’t follow me which sucks for him bc here i am, and there he is

#im following him #literally #physically

if you’re not careful and not paying attention, next time you turn around, i’ll be there. or maybe i’ll be under a table. or on top of a shelf.

but there i am.

wow what a coincidence i like eating porc too

#nsfw #it's implied but uhhh yeah #orctittywife

sandgremlinwife

hi, I’m Carey Fangbattle, a member of team sweet flips. and i’m here with a message about a very issue that’s close to my heart. an issue that effects me and many others everyday. my message is simple, DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT!!! we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit!!! why can’t you be one of them!!!

orctittywife replied to your post: where is my BEAUTIFUL WIFE

That would be me, right here.

HI!!!!!!!!!

#orctittywife

where is my BEAUTIFUL WIFE

are we absolutely sure leon just isn’t dead via taako