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they/them💕 - lesbian! into- dnp, chappel roan, cats :3

[cuntholicism]

if dan and phil are going on tour who tf is gonna build houses

[badphunny]

Currently planning on how to get my shitty life together to get out of egypt and move to a EU country somehow so that i could see dan and phil on tour

[a-gentle-yoink]

🤍

[screamingfrenchfries]

siri just read out a notification to me and pronounced "AmazingPhil" as "emma zingfield" and i was like "who the fuck is emma zingfield??"

[ahappyphjl]

I’M BUSYYYY

[comet-ko]

HUDSON WILLIAMS?

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[celtib]

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[amazinglestowell]

dan and phil and the brightest clock that ever did exist and nothing else

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[sandwichwithlettuce]

its been a difficult pride month for me and its only day 6???? so thats fun.

[endofthegun]

"hi tofu" is so fucking funny probably one of my favorite moments on the podcast like it did not cross his mind that tofu could be anything but a nonbinary phannie

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[danhowellz]

art imitates life