the enlightened pervert

saturn • he/him it/its • 24 • butch bigender fagdyke menace • i am queer, disabled, and chronically ill, this is where i post things sometimes, yet exist often. • https://ko-fi.com/satvrniia • fyi i can be bad at tagging things so expect to see some level of blood, cannibalism and vampire mentions, religious imagery, some nsfw, and probably more here • i don't engage in discourse, respect nuance or leave

[pixxyofice]

to the people on my revenge list I may have forgotten (MEME STOLEN FROM THIS BLUESKY POST)

[pixxyofice]

You guys have one fucking month with this post before I turn it off again.

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[cisstupid]

Some of you people never actually unlearned the idea that some people are evil and deserve punishment you just expanded the borders of people you believe are good

[crazycatsiren]

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but here it is: you're not lazy.

When you're living with a disability, chronic illness, or chronic pain, everything takes energy, and on some days, it's energy that you simply don't have, because your body constantly has to work overtime for your survival.

As I'm currently smack dab in the middle of a flare-up, bronchitis, and the side effects of my new prescription pain medication, having spent this week so far on my couch watching guilty pleasure TV, I'm here to remind you: you're not lazy. You're sick, or in pain, or disabled, and none of it makes you a lazy person.

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[laughconfetti]

It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[askboxmemes]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

[eldritchbauble]

Does anyone know if we have everything is finally ok tomorrow?

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.