Sally Face At A Party
Sal: Probably threw the party tbh, originally planned it to be a small kickback with some friends but word got out and now the entire school is here
Larry: Wasted af, high af, probably wakes up crying in an abondend McDonald’s parking lot in only his underwear not remembering his name
Ashley: Goes around making sure everyone is safe, drives all her friends home when they’re too drunk to
Todd: Wants to stay home but his dad won’t let him, sits in the corner and reads a book
Neil: *On the phone, crying* Mom can you come and get me? There’s people drinking alcohol
Travis: Wants to go but his dad won’t let him, silently cries in the shower over it
Chug: Only came for the snacks and is avidly shoving everything on the snack table into a backpack he smuggled in, probably accidentally gets wasted off beer thinking it’s soda
Maple: Is pretending not to know Chug and Larry who have just taken their shirts off and are dancing to Gangnam Style
Lisa: Is the cool mom who lets everyone drink responsibly
Henry: Has probably drank at least 85% of all the alcohol at the party
Megan: Is the host’s little sister who is supposed to be sleeping but snuck downstairs and is currently being doted on by the cheerleading team
Gizmo: Probably getting a BJ in the back room from the head cheerleader
