burning hot, baby

The only straight I am is a straight-up bitch. Santana Lopez: gay, happily married, most probably better than you. A kick-ass agent who can make you a star or grind you to dust. Better be nice to me. My girl: ❤️

[the-one-photographer-quinn]

Hey Quinn I’m your father, Russell, just wanted to remind what a disappointment you still are

Not funny.

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

You are so silly, that is why I adore you. I won’t say love you, or else, you will get big-headed.

Also, I don’t think you ever found out but… Last year, Russell, well my father, he found out I was in Los Angeles, alone, and he found me one day after I finished filming and followed me… I ended up in the hospital. He made sure to show that I was a mistake, once again, and telling me how he was ashamed of me for showing my horrible relationship in public.

I won’t say it back, either, then. 

Wait, WHAT? He’s lucky I wasn’t around or I would end him where he stood. How dare he even think about talking to you after the stunt he pulled? Much less saying anything that isn’t groveling on his knees? What a bastard. And you ended up in the hospital?

Has he contacted you since? Do you need Snixx to drop by and make sure he doesn’t ever again?

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

I know you are right, I do know, S. I know it. But then when I start thinking, I am like, I don’t deserve Rachel, not at all.

Chase these thoughts away, girl. You two are, and it pains me to say something as cheesy as that, perfect together.

[santanacaliente]

smythebxstian‌:

How weird is it that I’m actually relieved you say that? People keeps telling me how much I’ve changed, and it makes me cringe sometimes.

That said, maybe it’s just to encounter certain people that bring it back in me. Who knows. Either way, weird.

People told you you’ve changed? Wow, the population truly must be delusional ‘cause all I see is the same good ol’ smirky trust-fund boy.

[santanacaliente]

mrsbrittanylopezpierce‌:

Santana is going to be so pissed. I turned my back for a minute to get Aria’s breakfast ready and I heard a crash. Somehow Aria found her great abuelas antique tea pot and dropped it.

She’s a kid. She can’t help it. 

Did you give her a talk about not messing with stuff? Or should I?

[the-one-photographer-quinn]

Hey Quinn I’m your father, Russell, just wanted to remind what a disappointment you still are

Not funny.

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

Thank you, for defending me.

It’s what I’m here for. This idiot won’t know what hit him.

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

I am not trying to tell you anecdotes, S, I am saying that I did everything to run away, you know? And I still do, from time to time. Because that is what I do best. Running away is exactly what I do best. I hope you are right, that everything is going to be okay.

Gay feelings are scary. Who can blame you for a moment or two of gay panic? It wasn’t all roses and butterflies for me either. But with me and Britt as your trusty lady-loving sidekicks and, I guess your wife who you have all kinds of gooey feelings for, you should be just fine, girl. Don’t sweat it so much.

[santanacaliente]

smythebxstian‌:

It’s a good thing those aren’t part of anyone’s education. I mean, I know that was your best try at being mean to me, on which you still fail by the way, but my tastes ranked far higher than that.

If straws alone were the problem it wouldn’t be as bad as it actually is.

You can never really take the slums out of someone, can’t you? It’s good to see some things never change.

Oh, I haven’t even started laying into you. Been giving folks second chances since I’m not the kind of petty bitch that clings onto high school drama all her life. Nice to know you are the same catty bitch I knew you as, though. I do hope you grew out of tossing spiked slushies at people, ‘cuz out in the real world, that shit’s gonna get you arrested like that and you wouldn’t last a day in prison with that smarmy face of yours.

See? All the more reason to keep these straws where they’re at.

Apparently, you can never take a silver spoon out of someone’s mouth and a stick outta his ass either. Guess we both learned something new today.

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

hunterc-airforce‌:

That is true but humans are pretty resilient but there are still idiots out there. I yelled at a woman in the shops when I kept my distance, but she moved back too close and yeah let rip basically because if you’re going to move, check around you first.

Possibly, not sure.

“Stay six feet away at all times” is just too complicated for these morons. How do they get through one day without killing themselves, I’ll never know. The general public cannot be trust with wiping their asses, forget handling themselves in a national epidemic.

Yeah? Do tell. 

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

broadwayberryforever‌:

Is it a rule that Cheerios think they’re funnier than they are, or is that unique to just you and Quinn?

Have you ever considered that it’s you who can’t appreciate how real and hilarious we are? 

[the-one-photographer-quinn]

Hey Quinn I’m your father, Russell, just wanted to remind what a disappointment you still are

Not funny.

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

S…

Yes?

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

Well, two months, I think. More or less. I think that in August or September I will be back to go back to NY, and spend some months there before going back to film season three.

Damn, that’s way too long.

Can they come visit you at least? It’s rotten you have to be away from home for so long.

[mrsbrittanylopezpierce-deactiva]

Happy Mother’s Day to my beautiful wife @santanacaliente you’re the best mami to Aria. We love you so much

[santanacaliente]

I love you, hot mama. Happy Mother’s Day. 

Couldn’t do any of it without you. 

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

the-one-photographer-quinn‌:

And isn’t that what I do? Make things more complicated? That is what Quinn Fabray does all the time, S. Make things hard, for herself, and for everyone else. I do show up for her, but where was I when Rachel was giving birth? I was in LA, having fun at the Golden Globes. I know I only went there because Rach told me to go, that it was fine, and we didn’t know that she was going to give birth on that same weekend. But still. I wanted to run away so much.

She told you to go. This whole giving birth thing is unpredictable. No matter what anecdotes you tell me, I won’t believe you’re a bad person or that you don’t deserve to be Moriah’s mom or whatever other, frankly, idiotic things you keep telling yourself. Get a grip. She wants you. It’s gonna be okay.

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

hunterc-airforce‌:

Glad you’re feeling better and it wasn’t what’s currently going around. Considering how stupid people have been with it, surprised we’re finally turning it around and making it better.

Oh I’m pretty much on board with that, getting coffee without the stress and also organizing a date with someone actually is what I’ll be doing the minute the restrictions are lifted.

People are idiots. But weirdly resilient idiots. It’s a shocker humanity hasn’t ended a hundred times over before this virus even began, but here we are. 

A hot date, huh? Anyone I know? 

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

broadwayberryforever‌:

I know that you know that was sarcasm.

No, really? I had absolutely no idea. 

[santanacaliente]

Guess who’s back, back, back again?

[santanacaliente]

broadwayberryforever‌:

Your praise means everything to me.

It should. I’m not one to give it willy-nilly. 

[santanacaliente]

smythebxstian‌:

We all learn as we grow up. I’m sure you have as well. Or at least, I surely hope so.

Maybe not throwing plastic trash at the beach could be a start? Not letting your car to blow up more smoke than a chimney? Embrace solar energy? The possibilities are endless. I apologize if I’m talking too fast for you to understand.

I almost want to say I feel bad about your  discomfort about the straws but-

Sure I learned. But bathroom hookups ain’t my thang so I blissfully missed out on that part of life education.

I was gonna disagree just on principle but your point about plastic on the beach made a surprising amount of sense ‘cause people who litter on beaches give me the strongest urge to shove the junk they left hanging around either in their no-good mouthholes or their opposite equally no-good rectal side. Or both. 

That said, leave my fucking straws alone.