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@santanapez
sam: and ur right, we need u. can't imagine u not sitting in glee with us 😚 sam: idk anymore, but it feels like a lot of ppl. sam: i get it, it's been a little weird recently but im hoping it gets good again, y'know?
santana: don't make it weird santana: can't be anyone worth missing then santana: i don't think it was ever /good/, but yeah, things have changed i guess. getting rid of schuester and hiring someone who's actually heard recent music would be a start
taylor: because you wouldn't even be in glee club. you secretly care about all of us, admit it taylor: why do you make everything sound like a threat? taylor: yep and it'll stay that way
santana: the hilarious part about that is you actually believe it santana: because it is santana: again, hilarious that you actually believe that. i know people
taylor: its not all about looks. its about a lot of other things taylor: yeah for you taylor: ... you don't know where i live do you?
santana: and i'd care about those other things because..? santana: exactly santana: not yet
taylor: oh well if you're the star of the show, why don't you just take all the songs and design the costumes and come up with the setlist? you can do all the work now taylor: yes thank you taylor: not good, i'm gonna be constantly looking over my shoulder
santana: please, everyone knows my job in glee is to look hot. i work plenty santana: sounds like a win-win to me
sam: heyyyy yooooo sam: ur not leaving glee too are u? @santanapez
santana: i've thought about it, but i decided you all need me too much santana: who's leaving?
taylor: if you carry our asses in glee, why do we suck so bad? taylor: sorry i want some joy in my life taylor: great i'll sit here in suspense then
santana: there's only so much i can do. you're only as good as your weakest link, and since you're all weak links, the results show it santana: and you think you're gonna get that from a mediocre hair day? santana: good
📲 sebastian & santana
sebastian: looking for some babes to help run our campaign booth at the debate later. interested? sebastian: i'll pay. if any of your friends want to join, let me know. big boobs only. @santanapez
santana: not really, but you won't find anyone hotter and i'm obviously a philanthropist, so make me an offer. santana: i don't want money. santana: adrián already beat you to it btw, so whatever's in it for me best be good.
📲 adrián & santana
adrián: hey lopez, how's it going? adrián: my bros blaine + sam are running for student body elections. do they have ur vote? #CheeriosSupportingCheerios @santanapez
santana: it'll be better tomorrow once the weekend's in reach. santana: they did until you hashtagged in a text.. santana: lucky for you, i don't hate blaine and sam's above mediocre in bed so i guess i owe him for not entirely sucking way back when. santana: what's in it for me?
taylor: yeah seen you not lift a finger in gym. i may have looked like a hot mess, but my hair was still on point. a win for me taylor: really? you're just going to leave me hanging?
santana: i do enough with the cheerios and trying to carry all of your sorry asses in glee, i don't need gym as well. santana: it's sad what you consider a win. santana: mhm, for now.
I don't get incest from most things. It's not something that is on my mind a lot. I'm a little worried that it comes up so easily for you.
And yet you're the one who said you can't score a better chick than your mom. Interesante.
I’m sorry, what on earth are you on about? I still don’t get how you got incest from what I said. No, I would not be into my mom even if she were a hot guy.
How do you not get incest from what you said? Really dissect it all, then come back to me.
taylor: you looked hot post class? i looked like a hot mess. all sweaty and shit taylor: your what? nevermind, i don't wanna know taylor: would you actually if i said yes? i know you're going to want something in return
santana: obviously? you've seen me. you looked no different to usual then santana: i was actually just offering to screw with you, then i was going to say no. but maybe. i'll think about what i want
fine. you can come - and i won't campaign to you - but only if you wear the skimpiest bikini you own. i'm adding smoking hot babes in teeny bikini to the party invitations.
Please, like I own anything other than skimpy. If you need pics for your invitations, just say the word. This body was meant to be on show.
taylor: oh fuck taylor: seriously? taylor: how did you get that so quick? are you psychic? taylor: fine. well done, gold medal for you in the mail
santana: i happened to be looking extra hot post-gym class and i was mid-selfie santana: my psychic third eye's just a bonus santana: want me to delete it?
as their campaign manager, i'm excited to introduce to you, hunter clarington and sugar motta as your student council representatives for the class of 2025. together, hunter and sugar will work hard for you, no matter what type of student classifications you fall into. they are working with local supporters to help finance programs that will help pair students struggling with mentors and ensure that this program will outlive their candidacy. they have plans to better the school cafeteria with lunches that cater to all students, regardless of dietary restrictions based on health conditions, preference and religion. they are also working with local sponsors to make changes to the physical education program by updating the uniform for gym class' aesthetic and providing options for all body types.
this is a candadicy that can and will implement these changes, so if you want to see change (and two incredibly hot people as the face of mckinley) during this school year, vote clarington and motta.
and if that didn't convince you, i'm throwing a campaign party at my house this weekend - i have a hot tub.
If you promise not to repeat all of this at the party, I'll go. But just know I'm using you for that hot tub, and as soon as the speeches start, I'm leaving.
📱taylor & santana
taylor: you are honestly the last person i want to be talking to right now taylor: but i know you saw me fall on my ass after gym today taylor: i will pay you good money to never mention it to anyone
@santanapez
santana: sweet talk will get you everywhere santana: don't worry, i don't need to mention it santana: [video of tay falling] santana: schue was wrong, having your phone in your hand 24/7 actually does pay off
