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kappaqueenie:
“I’m never gonna be a Broadway legend if I don’t work hard.”
“You can be my most famous ex-girlfriend then!”
georgiaxxjames:
“You must be really proud of her. That my friend is a Kappa Gamma secret.. But our rush week shirts going to be adorable, and we have some really fun events planned. I think everyone is going to really enjoy them.”
“She got the beauty and the brains, heh. Hmph, I guess you’re not telling. Are you looking to get a little or do you already have one?”
frankiewilds:
“Of course you are gonna get an invite.”
“And what hot girls will be there?”
laylanieblake:
“Absolutely nothing is wrong with not coming back. Anyways sucks to suck.”
“Right? Poor me. At least I have the house mostly to myself. It’s rare to find quiet in a frathouse.”
laylanieblake:
“I love Miami. But could never go by myself, cause I’ll probably never come back. What exactly are you up to anyway?”
“What’s wrong with not coming back? I love Miami though. They have the best clubs, especially the Latin music ones. The food is almost as good as home too. Well somebody has to stay in the house and make sure we’re up to zoning ordinances and shit and all this boring administrative stuff and I drew the short straw.”
frankiewilds:
“that is a funny joke even so i can always throw a good party at my dorm,”
“Am I getting an invite?”
georgiaxxjames:
“Obviously I do see the benefits of being a frat sweetheart, but as I said I think it also has quite a few drawbacks. At least you and the Pi Alpha boys are avoiding the cheating temptation by not dating. How old is your sister? Alright, I look forward to seeing what you boys have up your sleeves.”
“She’s eighteen. A freshman at MIT. It’ll be fine, don’t worry. What about you guys? Anything fun planned?”
beckettromano:
“ Such is life, man. Such is life. I mean– you could have it worse.”
“True. I could be in Alaska or something.”
nsfwjcrdan:
“i honestly didn’t think i made out with that many people on new years, until i checked my camera roll and found out i had an entire album of all of my new years kisses. i need to lay off the hennessy.”
“But Henny is the best Jordan. It’s how we have the most fun.”
georgiaxxjames:
“While I try not to show favoritism towards the fraternities on campus.. Mostly because I have no desire to be a frat house sweetheart, my sister in-law was one and it sounded horrible. Which isn’t the point, the point is everyone knows that you party with Pi Alpha boys, but you date Kappa Rho boys. It’s not that i’m a stickler for the rules, it’s just I think we should treat one another with respect. No spoilers for your theme that is supposedly so funny.”
“Our last sweetheart was like, the President’s girlfriend or something. It’s pretty dope though she got ultimate protection. It’s like having 40 older brothers. That’s because Pi Alpha boys don’t date... or they cheat. I wouldn’t want my sister dating a Pi Alpha. Alright there Aretha Franklin. You’ll see when everybody else does during rush.”
kappaqueenie:
“You’d think my ass woulda learned by now that four hours of dance rehearsal does not need to be followed up by a ten-mile run.”
“You’re working yourself too hard.”
laylanieblake:
“In Cancun or the Bahamas! I totally with you there.”
“Right? Bahamas would be lovely. Maybe I can take a quick trip to Miami or something before spring semester after I’m done with all of this shit.”
georgiaxxjames:
“I’m not quite sure if we should be calling other houses of the Greek system “losers”, I mean I understand house loyalty but let’s not tear down one another. Also I’m not quite sure if the point of a philanthropy event is to get a girl to drop their panties, so I seriously hope you were saying that to be funny. Even with all that being said I’m looking forward to see your dope shirts and rush week theme.”
“I mean... it’s true. Pi Alpha is the best fraternity on campus, there’s no doubt about that. I mean the drop their panties think is just an added joke but it’s mostly about raising the money for our charity this year. Are you always such a stickler rule follower? Our theme is funny as hell.”
frankiewilds:
“be in the Bahamas would be amazing right know, New Haven can be nice at time but we can always make our own night life.”
“Well the joke is that most of my brothers hasn’t arrived for the semester yet so there will be no good parties.”
georgiaxxjames:
“Oh wow. That is information I didn’t need to know…But to each their own. So, do I want to know what Pi Alpha has up their sleeves this semester? Or should I just wait and see?”
“Secrets that I can’t release. Just know that we will have the dopest rush theme and rush T-shirts this semester, those other two loser frats won’t be able to compare. Plus some dope theme ideas for mixers... and our philanthropy event will have girls dropping panties and dollars.”
frankiewilds:
“you and me both, a exotic beach does sound so good right about know but no we are both stuck on campus.”
“Unfortunately. If only I was in like the Bahamas or something... though New Haven is nice with the dreary cold and boring nightlife. Sarcasm, by the way.”
“Oh how I wish I was on an exotic beach right now and not here on campus for some IFC stuff for Pi Alpha.”