Happy Pride to Bobby Moch who almost got his ass spanked on a train
Happy Pride to Don Hume who tried to join the French army for a dude he met on summer vacation
Happy Pride to Joe Rantz who was super into his wife which, if you think about it, is kinda gay
Happy Pride to Shorty Hunt who was always showing up with a snatched waist, coiffed hair, and a sexy tan
Happy Pride to Jim McMillin who, in classic queer fashion, after graduation decided to split his time between top secret government missions and telling half-naked men what to do
Happy Pride to Johnny White who thinks everything is foul, an unfortunately common side effect of someone deep in the closet
Happy Pride to Gordy Adam who Cows
Happy Pride to Chuck Day who loved putting things in his mouth
Happy Pride to Roger Morris who insisted on wearing the sluttiest shorts known to man in front of the basically the entire world











