part-time soulmate, full-time problem

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[justjasper]

reverence for the moon not for the divine feminine or whatever but as sacred lunacy

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[odddogs]

nya nyanny mewmew it's hard to imagine that this cat was feral at some point she doesn't look like she could handle the streets

[crazysodomite]

Please give me suggestions of remote jobs for people with no skills or talents who also suck and are evil

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[goth-queen]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[free-my-mindd]

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[casgirl]

I DONT want the world to see me cuz I don’t think that they’d understand when everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!