Girl Kisser Inc.

22 y/o | WLW | She/Her this blog a mess… 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 Writing Blog: fortressofwestview

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Did the deed with my fwb last night while casual by chappell roan was playing and now she’s making me a playlist

Do we think im in too deep

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I’ve had a week from hell (and i got sooo much bullshit coming up this month) but i planned to hook up w this girl yesterday n i had to postpone cuz im sick and i stg i feel so dramatic rn but that was genuinely my last straw i started crying yall i just need a vagina on my mouth and i need my hair pulled omg im gonna cry again oh my fuckingggodd 😭😭😭😭😭

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Im so attached to cate dunlap its not even funny rn

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No more cate dunlap????? 😞

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Whenever I get upset i pick a random road and drive really far down and then realize im in another state and i should definitely turn back but i stg one of these days i jus might not turn around idk

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See rue n jules reunite got me wanting to text a very specific girl that I should never text ever 😭

Asked my friends if I should and literally nobody said yes 💔

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Tomodachi life updates 2:

The other day I was worried that me n wanda jus wouldn’t fall in love cuz they were hanging out sm and 2 couples got together before we did (markhelly and agathario). So I made Cate Dunlap as my backup wife then moments after I introduced myself to Cate, Wanda fell in love with me 😭😭😭😭😭. We are now dating in game (Agatha and Rio r married and Rio proposed btw). But, I had to make Marie Moreau cuz I didn’t want Cate to be alone and they fell in love pretty quickly. (I stg everyone but me n wanda just WORKS asap?? 😭). Other than that, I’ve made Troy and Abed from community. Also me, wanda, pietro, agatha, and rio all live together so I named our household The MCU+

I might make the whole friend group from Community next?? I rly love my Troy and Abed they’re so cute 😭 But I wish I could have multiple wives cuz it would pain me to have Annie on my island and not be able to marry her 😭

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Tomodachi life updates: I’ve made myself, a friend, and my brother for irl ppl. I’ve also made agatha and Rio (they are finally dating), wanda and pietro, and markhelly from severance. Mark and Helly have crushes on each other but nothings happened with that yet. Also im trying to get me and wanda to fall in love but nothings happened with that either 😭😭😭. Also Pietro and Rio somehow became ultra friends and he wanted to move in with Agatha n Rio so their house name is now Agathario+ ??? He’s their kid ig. Idk who else I wanna make cuz im refraining on making more irl ppl until they can come over and make themselves 💔 so I want more fictional ppl but not sure who yet. My island’s name is Themyscira so im thinking DC characters but idk yet. Might do Bruce and Selina…? But if anyone else cares pls give me ideas ❤️❤️❤️

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How many calories is in pussy juice cuz I jus had so much

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I’ve only made a small handful of ppl I know but im waiting to make some cuz I wanna have ppl make their own miis whenever they come over cuz I think it would be fun. But I also jus remembered I have a hookup coming over tmrw and im contemplating asking her to make a mii after we do the thing 😭😭😭

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New tomodachi life game is already taking over my life

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hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

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What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

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Years ago i set up 2 of my friends (straight ppl). And for awhile i was closer to the guy and we kinda drifted for no particular reason. Just adult stuff but we play video games together sometimes n still text at least once a month. But lately i just got a lot closer to his gf (for reasons regarding our old friend group) and ive seen her like 3 times this month (they live together but pretty far from me). And it’s crazy cuz im finding out sm stuff about him and im like lowkey not a fan of it 😭😭😭 like he’s actually kind of a shit boyfriend… and she told me she wanted to ask me about their problems cuz all her friends think he’s a piece of shit n she should leave him so she thought that maybe telling/asking me about it would give a more unbiased opinion since I’ve known him way longer. But i feel bad now cuz im like. What the fuck is wrong w him 💀… he’s not evil and ik his heart is in the right place n he rly does love her but there’s jus stuff he says n does that r harmful to their relationship, and ig he’s moving out of her place but they’re not breaking up. So im rly rly hoping this’ll get him to lock tf in and do better for himself and his gf. He doesn’t know ab all the stuff his gf told me tho so I don’t rly wanna bring it up cuz im not tryna harm their relationship or anything idk. But idk if that’s good or bad. Jus a whole mess of a situation I got 💀

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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog