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Got bored and decided to make a shitpost Deltarune comic. Nothing crazy.
During a recent televised debate, Rep. Jasmine Crockett took Mike Huckabee down over his interpretation of Christian morality.
Jasmine Crockett:
“Governor Huckabee, what does Jesus say in Matthew 25 about how we’ll be judged?”
Mike Huckabee:
He hesitated, mumbling something about sheep and goats.
Crockett: “That’s right. The final judgment. Would you like me to quote it?”
Before Huckabee could respond, she read directly from her phone:
“I was hungry and you gave me food.
I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink.
I was a stranger and you welcomed me.
I was sick and you looked after me.
I was in prison and you came to visit me.”
Crockett continued:
“Jesus doesn’t mention abortion.
He doesn’t mention same-sex marriage.
He doesn’t bring up tax rates or culture war issues.
The only criteria Jesus gives for heaven or hell are how we treat the poor, the sick, the immigrant, the prisoner.”
She looked Huckabee in the eye:
“So, Governor, if you oppose every single one of those policies, what does that say about your understanding of Christian morality?”
Huckabee tried to respond, but Crockett pressed on:
Matthew 19:21 – “Sell all your possessions and give to the poor.”
Luke 4:18 – “Proclaim good news to the poor, freedom for the prisoners.”
Matthew 8 – Jesus heals a man with leprosy, touching someone society called unclean.
“You say I’m not a real Christian because I support feeding programs for kids, universal health care, and immigration reform. But Jesus said those are the exact things that determine salvation.”
Then came the knockout:
“Jesus never said, ‘I was a wealthy corporation and you gave me tax breaks.’
He never said, ‘I was a gun manufacturer and you protected my profits.’
He never said, ‘I was a pharmaceutical company and you let me charge whatever I wanted.’”
Crockett concluded: “Your version of faith asks whether someone deserves help before offering it. But Jesus never said, ‘I was hungry and you checked if I had a job first.’”
She quoted Isaiah 58, Proverbs 31, and Micah 6:8, then addressed Huckabee’s final attempt to challenge her.
Huckabee: “But you still support abortion and same-sex marriage. You’re picking and choosing.”
Crockett: “The word abortion appears zero times in the Bible. Same-sex marriage, also zero. But caring for the poor? Dozens of times. Welcoming immigrants? Direct commands. Healing the sick? Over and over again. So if someone’s cherry-picking, Governor, it isn’t me.”
She closed with this: “You’ve spent your whole career telling Christians they have to choose between their politics and their faith. But maybe the real question is this: How can someone claim to follow Jesus while opposing everything Jesus said?”
Holy shit I just realized-
ASgore and toRIEL = Asriel
fucking dorks named their kid after their own names squished together
(although admittedly it’s a much better name than “Togore”)
girlies what do y'all do when you're crushing on someone
this line cracks me up like its supposed to be a bit spooky but kris nodding and refusing to elaborate is hilarious
the joker is like ah yes my favorite song normal frog
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Werewolf transformation, but with Jackalope’s instead. Inspired by the Shope papilloma virus in bunnies, it’s theorized to be the source of myths about the Jackalope.
It causes horn-like tumors to form, which can bear a resemblance to antlers.
It’s darn tootin’ creepy, so don’t google the virus if you’re squeamish👀
mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!
imprortant messagje
NO thats fair i have three girlfriends but one of them is a boyfriend sometime and i also dated a bigender person so like i get the confusion GHJKFJKSGJF. wrote it this way cuz its funny
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