CirqueDeCelestia

Behold! A bunch of random shit!

[cirquedecelestia]

Howdy Tumblr, I have risen from the void and still don't know what I'm doing! Anyways, are intro posts a thing? I dunno. It's happening. So, here's a quick summary of me:

~Hi! I am CirqueDeCelestia, but you can call me Cirque, Celestia, CC, Marin, or whatever nickname you've come up with and I'm ok with

~I am An Adult™, and am cool with any pronouns except they/them (I'm genderqueer methinks)

~I do art sometimes

~I'm probably going to reblog stuff for the most part, but my art & other original stuff goes to cirquedumoi ^^

~I have my boundaries, I will make them known when needed / requested and ask that you respect them

~For my tags (applicable all my blogs), there's #☆cirque reblog☆ for things I've reblogged & added to (post itself or tags), #☆cirque art☆ for art I've made, #☆cirque writes☆ for stuff I've written, ☆cirque answers☆ for any asks I get, and #☆cirque stuff☆ for anything else I've come up with.

~I'm just here to vibe?

[desmess]

Digged out old Four art

[highball66]

Back on my bullshit, the twins had MUCH longer hair than I think a lot of people thought they did back in DMC3. Being able to spin the models around & turn off certain layers like their jackets & stuff, their hair is shoulder-length. You can't see all of it due to their jackets but when you remove that, yeah they have shoulder-length hair & messy bangs. It's long enough to easily be braided or put in a low pony tail or otherwise styled in something like that.

(Dante's model on the left, Vergil's cutscene model with his hair down on the right)

[melanqueerly]

I'd kiss some of you but not romantically or sexually or anything like that

[segamascott]

[stupidpetface]

[theartisticbirds]

fear

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[universeleads]

Another update: I taught him what it means when something is "the GOAT" and we've been teaching the dog new tricks, so whenever he learns a new trick, we call him goated. My grandpa taught him a new skill while I was at work and the first thing he said to me when I got home was "the goated dog knows how to roll over on command now :)"

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Not even an exaggeration.

[thiswaitingheart]

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”

[alberto-balsalm]

[feralbiologist]

tags via @jesterbutch

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[dantamaycry]

[ 夜はこれから | 生肉 #pixiv ]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

I absolutely love when people fall on swords for the bit. Joel Smallishbeans is such a good example of it too.

He puffs himself up all annoyed and outraged and says "Of course I wouldn't fall for that obvious trap! You're stupid! I'm not stupid!" And then immediately goes off and does it because the rule of the bit says that's the funniest outcome and he has to do it no matter how much it inconveniences him I can't get over he perfectly follows that formula in the latest EGG saga to the most extreme comedic way possible. EGG invites him and Cleo over to their secret base with a proposal: They'll prank someone for them for 1000 diamonds. This is an absurd offer, one that they never intended to have anyone actually take them up on. Joel even laughs in disbelief at it how few diamonds he has in comparison and Etho helpfully points out that Scar runs a bank. Immediately you see the gears turning in Joel's head that now he has to figure out a way to do it once he realizes that it is possible. He sees the invisible thread of the bit and he has to follow it.

Then Grian pulls the trigger for the actual reason Cleo and Joel were invited over because who would pay them 1000 diamonds for a prank? This whole meeting was just a setup to get Joel and/or Cleo into position to launch them thousands of blocks into the sky with windcharges again. And because of Joel's hilarious luck and the world loving to watch him suffer, he's the only one who gets launched and he's pissed because he's already done this before and it's so annoying to him. He comes back and makes a whole show of letting them know how annoyed and mad he was and even half-heartedly threatens to blow the place up just to play it up. He asks how to leave and Grian attempts to trick him into launching him again but Joel manages to weasel out of it and they all laugh it off and Joel goes on his way. They got a funny Joel reaction, prank completed. Except Joel can't stop thinking about the thread of the bit. It's there and he can see it and it's calling him. He can't just let it go unanswered.

He immediately returns back to clarify that EGG would prank False for him for 1000 diamonds. With confirmation and encouragement that yes, the bit is still alive and well, Joel immediately goes to get a loan from Scar. And to the shock of everyone he comes back 20 minutes later with 1000 diamonds. Grian openly admits he didn't think anyone would do it. Then Joel admits that he has 15% interest on the loan and you can hear it in his voice that he's only now starting to comprehend just how bad of a financial idea that was. Of course now he's in too deep and he's at risk of regretting committing to this so he starts playing up how much he wants False to suffer and how serious he is about this because holy shit he just gave them one thousand diamonds on impulse for a bit and it's just hitting him. He's going to have to do so much mining to pay off that debt. And then he realizes that if he doesn't pay it off within a month, he agreed to give up his base???? I think him saying all of that out loud made him realize he yes-anded too close to the sun and oh god what has he done???? No one asked him to do this but he saw the bit and he just couldn't let it go. There was a sword to fall on by god he had to do it! He just had to! Now he has to worry about the bank owning his base if he doesn't come into possession of 1150 diamonds by the end of the month. I love Joel so fucking much

[koiagain]

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk