all we have is what we want to be

"You're a Snorlax, but you're a lesbian. But you're a Snorlax. You're a girl Snorlax that dreams about girl Snorlaxes while in your Snorlaxian slumber. Lesbian Snorlax. Most excellent." -bixbiboom

[scaredoe-deactivated20220905]

Jeez Cartman are you even PC or what bro

[yummykyman-deactivated20200717]

I’ve been meaning to post this for a while

[keeyawnuh]

[msmimundo]

right in the feels

[piss-pirate]

Ryan Haywood dusted off his hands and smiled behind his skull mask as he gestured to the large pile of well-dressed corpses behind him. They were all men, their bleeding and broken bodies neatly arranged into a stack. Most of them, when they were alive, controlled prostitutes and took a cut of their earnings.

“Ryan!” Geoff yelled, his voice cracking, showing how disturbed he was. “What the FUCK IS THIS?!” He gestured to the corpse pile that the masked man seemed so proud of.

“It’s…” Ryan pulled off his mask, revealing a painted face and a mischievous expression. “…a tower of pimps.” Barbara leapt out from behind a parked car and high fived Ryan.

[3dmat-blog]

[sauceman-chorizo]

First Game Attack fanart - Subscribe to them

I am loving their purple theme

[sapphicsnorlax-blog]

Michael: Jeremy, he's happy, I'm happy, is that why you are doing this? You don't want me and Gavin to be happy?

Jeremy: No!

Michael: Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together.

Michael: And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

Michael: Get your shit together.

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.

for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”

reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags

[myrtlewilson]

dare I say it, aslan the lion is jesus’s fursona

[thilesluna]

i’m really pumped that he’s happy and successful but I, for real, miss joel rubin

[random-nintendo-gamer]

I saw a post comparing the similarities of the new Steven Universe intro to the Pokemon intro so I got the idea to recreate the Pokemon intro with Steven Universe Clips. It didn’t work as well as I had wanted it to.

[mommy4sissyslut]

ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS AMAZING AND GAVE ME SHIVERS

[softlenaluthor]

brooklyn nine-nine + the mincing mockingbird guide to troubled birds

[surfacage]

some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

[sapphicsnorlax-blog]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[whedoncon]

bookmarking because I wanna talk about charisma carpenter and the way she brings nuance to the mean rich girl archetype

[whedoncon]

oh oh right I’ve always had thoughts on this.

So the Mean Little Rich Girl archetype is like, the least new thing ever conceived. So much so that, I strained muscles rolling my eyes when I was first introduced to Cordelia, my future light and inspiration. STRAINED MUSCLES CAN YOU BELIEVE. I don’t think I’ve ever had a more wrong first impression.

See the thing with giving life to initially unsympathetic characters is that you have to be ON THEIR SIDE. Joss Whedon may have written this character as the villain of buffy’s normal life, but charisma carpenter does not PLAY it that way much at all. Actresses in mean girl roles I’ve noticed often play them exactly that way, AS mean girls, as villains. They don’t believe in their character’s personal morality, and it glares through, making the portrayal flat and ultimately forgettable.

NOT CHARISMA. She believes in Cordelia; she plays Cordelia as the hero of her own story, which is EXACTLY how this character should be played because that is that character’s worldview. The world revolves around Cordelia Chase, and that is not an opinion IT IS A FACT to her.  And that is why this character is so well-acted, because she doesn’t read these funny and vapid lines as funny and vapid, she plays them with this complete earnesty that is as disarming as it is fuckin hilarious. Everyone is self-centered, she reasons; she is just the only one bold enough to be open about it. AND I LOVE THAT.

But this is also why her eventual arc onto Angel is so believable when it easily could have felt like contrived writer’s room toilet paper. Cordelia initially has a limited, self-involved worldview, but she is also established as the most honest character across both shows (and that includes anya god love her, but remember she’d “never tell” lord imagine cordelia in omwf tho ahhhh) And when her original worldviews are challenged, she doesn’t retreat into her old ways out of self-presevation. Because that would be bullshit. And Cordelia Chase is NOT about bullshit. Her honesty-over-everything nature wins out and is what ultimately allows her character to evolve from mean girl into the hero she always saw herself as.

[breeze2]

[plounce]

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends