usually drunk, too

But gimme a break, this shit would drive anyone to drink. I'm Sara, I'm twenty-something, and I'm never drunk enough for this.

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Ffn u never sisappojktn me thank u for this part oif mt life but wbhuy is eveyr seocnd fic oc fic I diont want oc fic

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"The first ever Scott and Peter love story. After they chased The alpha pack off. And no one said that they would ever last. Well they were wrong."

No this is thre poosite of what I wnated

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Emily asked for teen wolf prepare youyrselvesa

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Am at a bar Phoneeeee durnkblogging badfiiiic

[sarsaparillia]

so i took too much xanax

im kinda loopy

im gonna go drunkblog some bad naruto fic probably

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need moar

man, it's been a while since i've been drunk and on the computer at the same time. i should probably rectify this.

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drink every time omega!verse? (that shit is bleeding into everything I swear)

dude i actually had to look this up and legitimately had a "WHOA MAN WHAT THE FUCK" moment

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"Naruto and Hinata are happily married at 18.Hinata suddenly becomes pregnant. they're as happy as can be. Until Hinata gives birth to something not entirely human. How will they react. I suck at summaries"

yes you do

[saradrunkblogsbadfic]

also apparently my meds make veytgubg funny

and i'm giggubg and ateverythigb

so

there's that

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"Latalia and Kyleen always thought that they're closet was just an ordinary closet. Little did they know that behind a wallpaper of their favorite organization The Akatsuki , a portal led to the anime world."

tere are too fucking many of these

n this world

smeone

make it stop

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"A year has passed, Alex Also known by the name Elemental Ninja, in the ninja world Is now 16 and finishing his Grade 10 year in high school, and is living his normal live again. But when a disaster strikes in the ninja world, Alex will have a choice to make. Will he help his old friends in their world, or will he decline their plea and continue his life as a 16 year old should?"

wat

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"Naruto needs to marry someone in order to get his inheritance. Sasuke's the most logical choice but what trouble does it cause when everyone but Naruto takes the marriage serious? SasuNaru"

but

why is sauske the most logical choice?

he's a MAN

eleni's reply: because fanficticion

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"When I walked into the school I had nop Idea what was waiting for me. As if being The Yuki Clan's last living memeber wasn't bad enough, I have the Kojiku in me! Man life sucks! Warning! Rated M For Language. Not to be read by those who have a weak heart. KabutoxOC Fluff"

but you said

not for hte weak of heart

and then

fluff

I DON'T UNDERTSABD????

[saradrunkblogsbadfic]

omg this one's called "Avatar: The Legend of Naruto"

H E L P

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"Kaitlyn Yadomaru comes home to find the Akatsuki, Team Hawk, and Team Kakashi in her room, and they're 2 feet tall with neko ears and tails. But what will she do when they have the mindset of 3 year olds? And how will she explain this to her older sister and little cousin she lives with? Rated T for OC and Hidan's mouth."

crying

no i dont

make it stp[

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""What happened to you, Naruko?" Sasuke said with tears in his eyes. Naruko wanted to tell the raven that he had happened to her, but Sasuke had made her unable to speak so she simply thought. 'You happened, Sasuke.'"

OH NARUKO I LOVE YOU THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

yes i'm sure Sasuke Uchiha talks like that all the time

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"It was in that moment I saw it: the Darkness. In me it saw promise, and a tool. In it I saw power, and hope. It welcomed me with open arms, accepting me as its own, and I, it. Now I am known as the Black Angel; the Fallen One; the Deciever; the Devil...the Soul Taker."

oh my god what am I getting myslef in to