dark sarcasm

sarah anne abadeer. this is a roleplay blog.

[sarahabadeer]

ooc: OKAY MY BUTT HURTS GOODNIGHT

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

[at a stop now, the distance between them isn’t vast enough to force them to yell though he seems to do so anyway] Noted! [slowly closing off the distance between them after a moment, he continues] Now go spend time with your sister or else.

[sarahabadeer]

But whyyyyyyyy.

[sarahabadeer]

ooc: ok i've got my solfegio test rn so i'll be back in a little bit byeee

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

Are you sure? Because it seems I’m still walking, Sarah.

[sarahabadeer]

You're terrible.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

Shushing me does not make the facts any less true, Abbadabba. I’m walking away to see my date now. You have fun all alone. [actually makes steps away from her in a dramatic show while waving her goodbye]

[sarahabadeer]

You aren't being serious, though.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

This drama queen also has a date with someone’s cute sister.

[sarahabadeer]

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

Then I’ll spend time with her in your place and leave you to wallow in boredom as you would sooner have me do. I’ll likely enjoy her company more than yours anyhow. She’s quite adorable, you know. And nicer. I doubt she’d ever threaten me with hard objects that bruise either.

[sarahabadeer]

...Oh shut up. You're being such a drama queen.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

You’re a lot more than that; it’s simply a role you can fill for the time being should you so choose.

There is no such thing and you do not.

[sarahabadeer]

Mmmmmm no.

Also no.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

Well I’m on suspension, so I’ll likely be here until that lifts since performing is sort of out of the question for the time being. Now, while I apologize for not informing you sooner of my disappearance, I wouldn’t object to the company. I’ll need someone to keep me entertained when all these little ones are tucked away, after all.

Plus you could probably use some proper family time.

[sarahabadeer]

...Am I entertainment now?

I see Bella enough.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

I was wondering if you’d be making an appearance. Hello, darling.

[sarahabadeer]

I really don't want to be here though, fuck.

[sarahabadeer]

...Hello.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

That’s actually accurate.

[sarahabadeer]

...Okay.

[rock-n-rove-deactivated20161112]

I was actually wondering about that myself because I left her in your care, but apparently that wasn’t the best idea. And I wasted a bottle of whiskey on some old man by accident when I left Parker to find you two. So not only do I have no idea what went on, or any idea where Irene is, but now I’m also a little pissed and far too sober for this time of day.

[sarahabadeer]

Oh.

[sarahabadeer]

rock-n-rove replied to your post: …fuck.

If this is about your messages, they were ~adorable. Also, I figured out what you meant so the crowbar’s been stashed.

Fuuuuuck.

...I don't know how I ended up back home but I'm confused and grumpy and hungover.

[sarahabadeer]

...fuck.

[sarahabadeer]

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[sarahabadeer]

rock-n-rove replied to your post: .

ooc; i remember xD

alsO

did u sarah's drunk messages last nght