Can i request more satyrs headcanons? Satyrs are my absolute favorites! Theyre just so wild :p
· Deadly accurate with a bow and arrow. He can hit a target from over a hundred meters away. You know this because he insists on telling you all the time.
· He takes you on long walks in the forest, excitedly telling you about all the flora and fauna. He knows exactly which plants are poisonous, which ones will cure certain ailments, and which ones will just get you really, really high.
· Sometimes, he lets you shampoo and condition the fur that covers his legs. He’s always really silky and soft afterwards.
· His ram-like horns can get a bit uncomfortable when you both sleep, though you’ve discovered spooning as the best position to bypass this. Whenever he plays the role of the big spoon, you can feel him breathing softly on your neck- sometimes he snores, and it sounds a bit like the bleating of a goat. He denies it when you mention it the next day.
