random episodes of thought

conglomerate of trash. wait while this slowly descends into DA fandom hell:

[anarchopuppy]

this is so sad alexa unionize your workplace

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Mass Effect au where everything is the same except the hanar refer to themselves as “this bitch”

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

[unsoupable]

Girls don’t want boys, girls want Dragon Age Origins remastered with Inquisition graphics.

[against-stars]

we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”

so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y'all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect

[enfranchisement]

beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

[vayas-witchcraft-and-spiritual]

Witchcraft idea.

[inkskinned]

me: i’m just gonna devote today to writing. really just knuckle down and get a lot of writing done just write up a funky little storm of writing

me:

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

[egoisteclipse-deactivated202005]

let women date men ✖️

let women seize the means of production and carry forward the banner of revolution ✔️

[iamfuckingtrash]

they’re smiling down on me

[dullahanite]

who is ?

[iamfuckingtrash]

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

[dumbbuckley-deactivated20210227]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

[the-ham-juice]

[zeldaspeaks]

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

[jumpingjacktrash]

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

[spoonie-living]

Don’t let the adorable name fool you—this is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!

[tarrkin]

[thebootydiaries]

Bella: I know what you are

Edward: say it

Bella: ... problematic