Sarah-Nicole

[academicssay]

[fawwnstep]

[yermemeblog]

Goddamnit …

[teenscoolest]

[melonmemes]

Hit the AV button on the remote

[especiallyecho]

Ah yes, the ripe old age of 18 and over.

[rorysaur-deactivated20181218]

Hate to ruin the fun but…

[apeshitting]

Me in Spanish class.

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

[noahnomore]

[princesconsuela]

[supahighposts]

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[ligerscout]

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

[ligerscout]

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

[runestele]

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[ladyghostbusters]

[icanthearyoudude]

im yelling out of my ass

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