SardineInAShoe

Chaotic Fish Wearing Human Apparel

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Everybody says ‘mango’, but nobody ever says ‘mangSTAY’

*sad fruit noises*

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Juniors and seniors are called “upper class men” because if high school was an aristocracy, they would be the rulers.

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Where is the line between soup and cereal? The temperature? But some soup is served cold, and some cereal is served hot… The ingredients? But some soups have milk-based broth, and grains are in both breakfast cereal and noodles in soups…

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This morning my sister sent me this:

“Every minute I sit here [on Instagram] and read tumblr posts I am so grateful that you don’t and have never had one”

And I thought to myself, “hm, I should fix that”