Words With A Hungry Python

The in character blog of a hypnotic blue serpent with a penchant for man-eating antics!

[sarrlspeaks]

Can you stop eating people? They don’t want to be food.

I do not think you were paying attention.

[sarrlspeaks]

If you are what you eat, what does that make you?

...

Delicious?

[sarrlspeaks]

You worred with what's about to happen on here when Tumblr's All Adult content ban goes into affect on Dec. 17th? And will you be posting links to other sites that people can follow once things goes to hell here?

Not really. These ‘block bots’ are electronics are they not? Electronics typically don’t last well in the moisture of the jungle. And besides, it would be far from the first time some one has tried to come after me.

[sarrlspeaks]

Well, I have been informed that my thoughts on how this would work were… less then completely cccertifiable.

Just in case I would like to remind everyone that my author has a Deviant Art account here: https://www.deviantart.com/ragnarok222

Also he has a Discord group here (We just ask that you identify yourself when you come into the group. He has had a few issuesss with a certain ne’er-do-well of late): https://discord.gg/HYb6fkm

[sarrlspeaks]

Who was your favorite prey?

Well, that is certainly a loaded question. So many preys to be jealous if I choose another. How am I supposed to choose anyway when they are all ssso great in their own ways?

Sascha was of course one of the first preys that I stole away from another author. So naive and easily fooled. And she lost sssuch an easy game!

And of course Chloe was such a helpless little treat as well. Looked so cute in her collar, mouth bound shut so all she could do was moan.

A Reina always makes for a savory treat with a sssweet spot I have a sweet spot for. We tend to have a lot of fun whenever she comes around~

Riz was an adorable little thing who felt jussst sssso safe in my coils. So safe she barely even struggled while I squeezed the life from her, and when she couldn’t wriggle anymore I had a nice dinner.

Chomba I’ve managed to deal with more than a few times. I ‘hate’ her, but she is one of my favorite meals, and the ‘revenge’ for escaping me once is half the fun. 

Don’t let her know~

And @risithecheetah‘s little jungle explorer made for a nice quick bite~

And these are the ones I just have pictures of!

@soulguardianazeralith was a fun little catch. His genuine reluctance to be eaten gave me the impressssion of a challenge.

@acuriousmancub was a delightful guest. He looked so nice in his snake costume for Halloween~

And of course I had fun stalking @hypno-jack and devouring him in front of everyone~

Why, there are ssstill sssso many more, and you expect me to choosssse? How about all of you let me know insssstead~

[sarrlspeaks]

Looking over this list, I must say @hypfoo is clearly the best chef~

[sarrlspeaks]

If any of you have any lassst second questions, now would be a good time to ask before you are… cut off.

[sarrlspeaks]

My author will begin backing this place up a while after nightfall. If you have any last minute questions before I leave this place I now is the time~

[sarrlspeaks]

I just wanted to say, you were one of the main reasons I got a Tumblr in the first place, Sarrl. So thank you.

Oh, why thank you Sssecar! It isss lovely to have you around~

[sarrlspeaks]

How did you get your name?

I chose it after claiming my territory! I wanted sssomething to ssshow how ssstrong I was. Like a Snarl, but better!

[sarrlspeaks]

Who was your favorite prey?

Well, that is certainly a loaded question. So many preys to be jealous if I choose another. How am I supposed to choose anyway when they are all ssso great in their own ways?

Sascha was of course one of the first preys that I stole away from another author. So naive and easily fooled. And she lost sssuch an easy game!

And of course Chloe was such a helpless little treat as well. Looked so cute in her collar, mouth bound shut so all she could do was moan.

A Reina always makes for a savory treat with a sssweet spot I have a sweet spot for. We tend to have a lot of fun whenever she comes around~

Riz was an adorable little thing who felt jussst sssso safe in my coils. So safe she barely even struggled while I squeezed the life from her, and when she couldn’t wriggle anymore I had a nice dinner.

Chomba I’ve managed to deal with more than a few times. I ‘hate’ her, but she is one of my favorite meals, and the ‘revenge’ for escaping me once is half the fun. 

Don’t let her know~

And @risithecheetah‘s little jungle explorer made for a nice quick bite~

And these are the ones I just have pictures of!

@soulguardianazeralith was a fun little catch. His genuine reluctance to be eaten gave me the impressssion of a challenge.

@acuriousmancub was a delightful guest. He looked so nice in his snake costume for Halloween~

And of course I had fun stalking @hypno-jack and devouring him in front of everyone~

Why, there are ssstill sssso many more, and you expect me to choosssse? How about all of you let me know insssstead~

[sarrlspeaks]

What's your favourite thing about choking a meal? I personally enjoy the final pathetic attempt at struggling against it's captor~

That certainly is a highlight, but it sadly signals the games are done. I prefer the moments leading up to the finale. The wriggling and squirming against my coils as they tighten ever so slowly. Their body helpless to free itself from mine as I get tighter and tighter.

I think my favorite part though is the start. The initial look of surprise, awe and fear when my coils first put on the pressure. The signal the games have begun and the first few moments before they even realize they need to try and wriggle. When all they can do is sit and wonder why looking into my eyes led to this moment.

[sarrlspeaks]

What would you do if the prey you come across happens to be immune to hypnosis?

Well I would suppose my coils would have to suffice!

[sarrlspeaks]

What is the longest you can stand to play with a prey before gobbling them up?

Not very long. I took from late day until quite late at night once. I was mostly being gentle and just letting them sleepwalk though. The squeezing was a more relaxed, tight massage than a true constriction.

Typically the more intense I make our games the quicker I tend to work up an appetite, it wears out the prey quickly too so they are ready sooner. As much as I enjoy taking my time squeezing and crushing and controlling it doesn't last for very long. Most can't last more than a few minutes when I really start to deprive them of space. Much longer than that would be a bit obscene anyway.

[scalestretcher-deactivated20181]

I wanna marry Reinà so bad :(

Are you sure you wanna marry a… 

cow???

[sarrlspeaks]

Does this this mean I'm having beef for dinner AND venison?

[sarrlspeaks]

You worred with what's about to happen on here when Tumblr's All Adult content ban goes into affect on Dec. 17th? And will you be posting links to other sites that people can follow once things goes to hell here?

Not really. These ‘block bots’ are electronics are they not? Electronics typically don’t last well in the moisture of the jungle. And besides, it would be far from the first time some one has tried to come after me.

[sarrlspeaks]

Well, I have been informed that my thoughts on how this would work were… less then completely cccertifiable.

Just in case I would like to remind everyone that my author has a Deviant Art account here: https://www.deviantart.com/ragnarok222

Also he has a Discord group here (We just ask that you identify yourself when you come into the group. He has had a few issuesss with a certain ne’er-do-well of late): https://discord.gg/HYb6fkm

[sarrlspeaks]

There's gonna be a scarcity of prey if everyone leaves

Yes, I’m going to have to go back to the old way of things. Stalking unwary travelers and interlopers and catching them in my gaze and coils. Shame for such a fertile hunting ground to be razed so thoughtlessly.

[sarrlspeaks]

If any of you have any lassst second questions, now would be a good time to ask before you are... cut off.

[sarrlspeaks]

You worred with what's about to happen on here when Tumblr's All Adult content ban goes into affect on Dec. 17th? And will you be posting links to other sites that people can follow once things goes to hell here?

Not really. These ‘block bots’ are electronics are they not? Electronics typically don’t last well in the moisture of the jungle. And besides, it would be far from the first time some one has tried to come after me.

[sarrlspeaks]

Well, I have been informed that my thoughts on how this would work were... less then completely cccertifiable.

Just in case I would like to remind everyone that my author has a Deviant Art account here: https://www.deviantart.com/ragnarok222

Also he has a Discord group here (We just ask that you identify yourself when you come into the group. He has had a few issuesss with a certain ne’er-do-well of late): https://discord.gg/HYb6fkm

[sarrlspeaks]

Ever save someone to gain their trust, just to let them know that they're your lunch?

Hm, I saved the jungle girl, Kali, from falling from a tree once upon a time. I just teased her that I was going to eat her for trespassing. Luckily for her I was not hungry enough to prioritize my stomach over my relationship with the wolves that took her in.

Otherwise not really beyond offering a few wayward travelers directions that actually led down my gullet~