Medcarrot? More Like MADcarrot
Internet Findings: I fucking love the Medcarrot skin, it's actually so damn goofy and I think it's 100/10 because of that [END SEARCH]
For hours, your phone has erupting with texts and voice messages from Sword and Rocket, and you couldn't really tell why.
When you saw the texts from Sword, it was broken up by dramatic pauses and "I CAN'T" from him. He even sent you a photo or two, but you couldn't ever really pick out from how blurry it was. Sword was mostly in the frame, camera shaking as he looked like he was in tears from laughing so hard. You did see a flash of what looked like to be pastel orange, but never really got much of a glimpse beyond that.
Rocket, on the other hand, took the calling approach for how to tell you the presumably hilarious news. Unfortunately he didn't really get too far either, because all you could make out from his calling was a "Ok get this- it's so damn funny hold on-" before he bursted into fits of laughter and hung up soon after the call. Safe to say that he was just as unreliable as his best friend was for information was an understatement, but you could manage without it.
Besides, it must be pretty funny if they couldn't even tell you right? You'd ask Medkit when he comes back from his phight.
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Ok scratch that, you could see what Sword and Rocket were laughing at so hard.
Your poor, poor darling Medkit was currently dressed up in a carrot suit, glare on his face that just told you to laugh and see where it got you. Here he was, dressed up in a pastel carrot outfit, his face showing from the middle as his horns jutted out from the top. There wss even a little carrot crystal he has in place of his usual diamond one. Not to mention bunny slippers?!? Who held him at gun point and why were you reaping the benefits from it.
Medkit (or more like Medcarrot, haha) rolled his eyes, a heavy sigh escaping his lips before he shot you a glance that begged you to get him out of the thing. "Unfortunately, while I'd love to let you see this longer, just know that it was both Sword and Rocket's idea to stick me into this..." A pause so Medkit can internally scrutinize the outfit, before he continued, "Wonderful thing, and I'm rather tired of it." Sarcasm dripped from his every word, as a scowl seemed to be permanently on his lips.
While you didn't like seeing him angry, there was just too much that was hilarious about his look, the carrot filled basket he held topping it all together with a similar themed revolver. It was such a look to be sure, you couldn't help that the longer you stared at him, the more small, barely muffled giggles escaped your lips from the ridiculousness of it. Medkit blinked at your stifled laughter with pure unamused contempt, his voice low as he shot you a glare. "Thank you for your heartfelt concern about how I feel in this outfit, dearest. I truly appreciate it." Ah the signature Medkit sarcasm, well known for how cutting it could be when he used it.
Although, you did see some vague twitching of his lips into a smile, before he stood clear in his position.
You couldn't help but laugh more, placing a kiss to his cheek from his exasperated face. Swords above, you should get Sword and Rocket to do this more, he looked hilarious but cute. Medkit rolled his eyes once more, but the time it wasn't from the underlying annoyance of the cutesy carrot get up he's wearing, but from your tender affection and he let his hand rest on your waist.
Medkit guessed he could wear this for a few seconds longer, before he had to get this thing off.
